Bloke just Booted my cab
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Look ime only a poor cabby and i was taking a short cut with my favourite fair,a little old lady, when i saw this posh geezer bowling out of his flat with some posh bird.
Next minute said PG starts screaming at me near my window about me going up the wrong way of a one way street,he was so near i could smell his coffee Breath,anyway he scared my little old lady who remaked what a brute this man was,anyway i shouted back oi yer baldy 4 eyed git and proceeded to try a four point turn,i heard a thud and wasnt sure if i had hit some thing or it was the little old lady waving her brolly out of the window or if PG had kicked my cab.
It ended with me screeching of smoke bellowing from all 4 tyres(that old 1.8 pulls well still after 500,00 miles) PG's missus crying,little old lady upset and me late for my next job.
I was thinking about going back later and putting the left overs of my turkish mates kebab waste through PG's letterbox,what do you guys think.
Next minute said PG starts screaming at me near my window about me going up the wrong way of a one way street,he was so near i could smell his coffee Breath,anyway he scared my little old lady who remaked what a brute this man was,anyway i shouted back oi yer baldy 4 eyed git and proceeded to try a four point turn,i heard a thud and wasnt sure if i had hit some thing or it was the little old lady waving her brolly out of the window or if PG had kicked my cab.
It ended with me screeching of smoke bellowing from all 4 tyres(that old 1.8 pulls well still after 500,00 miles) PG's missus crying,little old lady upset and me late for my next job.
I was thinking about going back later and putting the left overs of my turkish mates kebab waste through PG's letterbox,what do you guys think.
Well I asked for that fellas! Thanks for putting a smile on my face and I'll send you the pictures of the key marks 
. Still think if the 'denter' goes to the police and tells them the taxi driver tried to run the 'denter' over, it might go some way to offering him a little bit of personal/protection protection. Or is the 'denter' just not coping with the reality of a decline in Moral Standards these days?
>> Edited by tvlmn on Monday 31st October 17:57
. Still think if the 'denter' goes to the police and tells them the taxi driver tried to run the 'denter' over, it might go some way to offering him a little bit of personal/protection protection. Or is the 'denter' just not coping with the reality of a decline in Moral Standards these days? >> Edited by tvlmn on Monday 31st October 17:57
Cliff,
it's Halloween, give him a treat
Kebab (Doner) with LOADSA chilli sauce, some garlic sauce & all the salad trimmings. Should make his place smell like a Dockers armpit for a while. I guess you'd have to leave a note just so that he knows why a kebab has been delivered..... maybe p.s. it with "Next time you kick my cab it's the lamb Vindaloo"
it's Halloween, give him a treat
Kebab (Doner) with LOADSA chilli sauce, some garlic sauce & all the salad trimmings. Should make his place smell like a Dockers armpit for a while. I guess you'd have to leave a note just so that he knows why a kebab has been delivered..... maybe p.s. it with "Next time you kick my cab it's the lamb Vindaloo" tvlmn said:
Well I asked for that fellas! Thanks for putting a smile on my face and I'll send you the pictures of the key marks
>> Edited by tvlmn on Monday 31st October 17:57
It was an over-reaction...Everyone has them and regrets them. Anyway, the leg was out for pure self protection against being run-over...Surely?
Update;
In my hurry to get away from PG i failed to notice the speed limit and got pulled over by the 'Old Bill'who done me for speeding, they also recomended i get a new light bulb for my one eyed monster,,,to which i kicked it and the light came on,,,,i got a well done out of the copper who then went on to say 'now kick your windscreen and see if the tax comes up'.
So far ive ended up with a dented door, a nip, done for no tax and late for my next customer who happens to be related to the local mafiosa,he's alright though as ive helped him move more than the odd body down the river and he's always said if i need any favours (wink wink) then give him the nod.
In my hurry to get away from PG i failed to notice the speed limit and got pulled over by the 'Old Bill'who done me for speeding, they also recomended i get a new light bulb for my one eyed monster,,,to which i kicked it and the light came on,,,,i got a well done out of the copper who then went on to say 'now kick your windscreen and see if the tax comes up'.
So far ive ended up with a dented door, a nip, done for no tax and late for my next customer who happens to be related to the local mafiosa,he's alright though as ive helped him move more than the odd body down the river and he's always said if i need any favours (wink wink) then give him the nod.
ZR1cliff said:
Update;
In my hurry to get away from PG i failed to notice the speed limit and got pulled over by the 'Old Bill'who done me for speeding, they also recomended i get a new light bulb for my one eyed monster,,,to which i kicked it and the light came on,,,,i got a well done out of the copper who then went on to say 'now kick your windscreen and see if the tax comes up'.
So far ive ended up with a dented door, a nip, done for no tax and late for my next customer who happens to be related to the local mafiosa,he's alright though as ive helped him move more than the odd body down the river and he's always said if i need any favours (wink wink) then give him the nod.
PMSL!!
los Angeles said:
i shouted back oi yer baldy 4 eyed git
I think that was your third error, Cliff. The second was going down a One-Way street the wrong way, and the first was getting up that morning.
OI OI LA,that Porsche you were after i might of found it,just waiting for Delboy.com to get back to me with shipping prices.
ZR1cliff said:
In my hurry to get away from PG i failed to notice the speed limit and got pulled over by the 'Old Bill'who done me for speeding, they also recomended i get a new light bulb for my one eyed monster,,,to which i kicked it and the light came on,,,,i got a well done out of the copper who then went on to say 'now kick your windscreen and see if the tax comes up'.
Brilliant. The modern version of 'Halfway up I met the bricks coming down...'
ZR1cliff said:
Update;
In my hurry to get away from PG i failed to notice the speed limit and got pulled over by the 'Old Bill'who done me for speeding, they also recomended i get a new light bulb for my one eyed monster,,,to which i kicked it and the light came on,,,,i got a well done out of the copper who then went on to say 'now kick your windscreen and see if the tax comes up'.
So far ive ended up with a dented door, a nip, done for no tax and late for my next customer who happens to be related to the local mafiosa,he's alright though as ive helped him move more than the odd body down the river and he's always said if i need any favours (wink wink) then give him the nod.
Are you one of the wanky cabs that Major Ken says is a death trap and with a driver liable to rape you ? Have you even got an MOT on the thing ?
bmgm3 said:
Are you one of the wanky cabs that Major Ken says is a death trap and with a driver liable to rape you ? Have you even got an MOT on the thing ?
No not me ,Ive covered her over for the night i need to chill after that little ruck
,can you spot the dent in the door the baldy 4 eyed git did? 
ZR1cliff said:
Are you one of the wanky cabs that Major Ken says is a death trap and with a driver liable to rape you ? Have you even got an MOT on the thing ?
No not me ,Ive covered her over for the night i need to chill after that little ruck
F*ck me!!!!!!! Think I'll sell me Bullworker!!!!!!!
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