trick or treaters .. Its started

[vixpy1]

Three sets have now banged on my door, I'm currently cowering under the desk upstairs with all the lights off..

:paperbag:

i need Nervy's loo Klaxon, that would get the little barstards!

[Mrs Fish]

vixpy1 said:

i need Nervy's loo Klaxon, that would get the little barstards!

Ooooo how did that go??

[hedders]

vixpy1 said:

Three sets have now banged on my door, I'm currently cowering under the desk upstairs with all the lights off..

Same here...I am expecting an old mate to arrive any minute too so i am preparing the "NICE MASK dude, you scared the shit out of me" line... for when he arrives with no mask...sad i Know.

[m1spw]

How come kids are told to not take sweets from strangers, yet tonight they are allowed to roam free and get sweets from anyone. A pedofile's heaven.

oh, and is it wrong of me to go and egg a guys house who hates me?

[sideways mostly]

tried setting the dog on them...only he's a Spaniel and loves kids and chocolate

[vixpy1]

I am planning a pub trip tonight..

But not going out for a while.. So looks like i might be under this table for a while, hope the little blighters fall for it!

[vixpy1]

m1spw said:

A pedofile's heaven.

Is that a Fileing system for Children then?

>> Edited by vixpy1 on Monday 31st October 19:28

[nervous]

am the only one that thinks that if you're gonna trick or treat, you have to put in at least a little effort? just putting your hoods up doesn't constitute a costume as far as I'm concerned.

i tried to convey this with the sentence "what have you come as? chavs?" and the little mites told me to off.

happy Halloween, y'all.

:scarychavefaceiconthingythatwillproblykeymycarsnow:

[grass widow]

vixpy1 said:

I am planning a pub trip tonight.. But not going out for a while.. So looks like i might be under this table for a while, hope the little blighters fall for it!

ya wuss

Don't get them way out in the sticks, good job cos my dog loves kids too.........but couldn't eat a whole one

[hedders]

m1spw said:

How come kids are told to not take sweets from strangers, yet tonight they are allowed to roam free and get sweets from anyone.

I thought that they wanted money rather than sweets these days...I swore one of them was carrying a POS CC machine attatched to a PDA..

[puggit]

Its chucking it down here in Reading, keeping the little oiks at bay

I had all the lights at the front off too, Mrs Puggit of course comes home and lights up the house like a Christmas Tree.

Well she can deal with the blighters then

[m1spw]

Anyone ever tried just saying "trick" and seeing what happens?

Also, how come kids are coming to my door and just staring at me, not even bothering to say 'trick or treat!'. Its not like the old days....

[vixpy1]

Yes, the rain has started here too..

you should see the little Sts run!

[FunkyNige]

We've had 2 lots so far - a group of drunk 12 year old girls who actually made an effort to dress up, and a couple of boys (13-14) who were in normal clothes with scream masks on - "Trick or treat mate" was the larger of the oik's greeting.

[Mrs Fish]

Mrs Fish said:

vixpy1 said: i need Nervy's loo Klaxon, that would get the little barstards! Ooooo how did that go??

?? Did it work??

[nervous]

maaan, are we cowards. im 32, built like a brick privy, and yet im cowering in my house in the dark with the tv on silent for fear of being heard by 9 year olds in unconvincing witch masks. i darent even turn the heating on for fear theyll hear the boiler kick in.

[hedders]

m1spw said:

Anyone ever tried just saying "trick" and seeing what happens?

The savvy little buggers would probably run to the child protection agency and report you for attempted solicitation of a minor.

Much better than egging your windows!

[nervous]

Mrs Fish said:

Mrs Fish said: vixpy1 said: i need Nervy's loo Klaxon, that would get the little barstards! Ooooo how did that go?? ?? Did it work??

simply awesome. theres some footage on the thread Fishy

[jessica]

only ones calling here are my childrens friends
all good mannored and said thanks
one even did a trick and told me a joke about a snowman
bless.!!!
its fine if you know the kids and they behave.
to be honest if i didnt have any children i would bother opening the door..

[cotty]

Haven had any yet.

Will just ignore the door and stick on Batman Begins