Comedy words for things...

[jimothy]

After reading the breasts thread, I'm reminded of someone (think it was MrsFish) refering to a ladies chest balloons as a pair of jabberclackers.

Anyone else got any cool expressions for things?

[minimax]

tallywhacker?

cojones?

[rude girl]

jimothy said:

ladies chest balloons

'breasty dumplings' always makes me laugh

[minimax]

rude girl said:

jimothy said: ladies chest balloons 'breasty dumplings' always makes me laugh

nursey!

[shaw-cross shark]

Dirty pillows is my favourite

A lot of people around here use the word Hampton regularly-can be quite embarassing when they find out it was your mother's maiden name, although it makes for a fantastic porn name.

[tonyhetherington]

over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder is a good name for a bra!

love potatoes is another immensely funny name

[pstruck]

'Shirt turnips' are my current favourite (or fun bags)!

[Plotloss]

tonyhetherington said:

over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder is a good name for a bra!

That used to make part of one of my favourite gags, which is perhaps a little suspect in todays PC climate.

If a bra is an over the shoulder boulder holder.
and if a jock strap is a lower decker knacker jacker
and gilded bog roll is super dooper pooper scooper

What do you call a drunken japanese lad whose father has dysentry?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy...

[pstruck]

Plotloss said:

tonyhetherington said: over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder is a good name for a bra! That used to make part of one of my favourite gags, which is perhaps a little suspect in todays PC climate. If a bra is an over the shoulder boulder holder. and if a jock strap is a lower decker knacker jacker and gilded bog roll is super dooper pooper scooper What do you call a drunken japanese lad whose father has dysentry? A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy...

[simpo two]

Plotloss said:

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy...

Bloody hell, straight from primary school playground c.1972!


Men's trousers: Dung hampers
Ladies trousers: Squirrel covers

[Plotloss]

All the best gags are.

Join in, lets play war, no girls allowed...

[Witchfinder]

"Beef Curtains"

Why would anyone put up beef curtains? That'd be so morbid.

[simpo two]

This seems to be a men-only thread - don't women have a sense of humour too...?

[rude girl]

simpo two said:

This seems to be a men-only thread - don't women have a sense of humour too...?

cough... third post from the beginning...

You're going blind Simpo, must be all that tinkering with your Nikon

[shadytree]

Stella Dimari

Italian for Chocolate Starfish

[mrs trackside]

simpo two said:

This seems to be a men-only thread - don't women have a sense of humour too...?

No

[shaw-cross shark]

shadytree said:

Stella Dimari Italian for Chocolate Starfish

Is that similar to the rusty bullet hole.

[Plotloss]

shadytree said:

Stella Dimari Italian for Chocolate Starfish

and what a magnificent pornstar name that it would make...

[shadytree]

shaw-cross shark said:

shadytree said: Stella Dimari Italian for Chocolate Starfish Is that similar to the rusty bullet hole.

The very same one as an old balloon knot

[shadytree]

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