Thank god its the weekend
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Had a crap week and a crap day 
Every day for the last 7 days I was seeing someone different in the evenings, and 5 times plans were cancelled at the last minute :wan-ker-smiley:
I lost an important sale this week which really pissed me off.
Didnt make as many new sales as I usually do, despite doing my best to avoid PH at all costs
Got my web site banned from google (It brings in tens and tens of thousands of pounds yearly)
Left my car window open in the storm last night. Fortunately the car seemed dry enough
I then found my battery was dead when I tried to start the car
Had to spend an hour in a panic trying to sort it out in time for this afternoons meeting whilst being smirked at by workmen (who were probably cracking gags about TVR reliability)
Then I locked myself outside, had to run to pick up my spare keys so I wasnt late for a meeting.
Was late for the meeting.
Arrived at my meeting this afternoon only to be stood up by the bloody client.
Left the laptop at the meeting place
Arrived home to face more work than I have time to deal with before I go out to dinner which will probably end up being cancelled anyway.
And breathe, cause its nearly the weekend
Edited to add: Im also walking around feeling like a tw@t as Ive only got one and a half eyebrows. Kinda tore one off after arriving home home drunk at 4am, when I tried to tear my halloween latex mask off last weekend.
>> Edited by UKBob on Friday 4th November 16:02
Every day for the last 7 days I was seeing someone different in the evenings, and 5 times plans were cancelled at the last minute :wan-ker-smiley:
I lost an important sale this week which really pissed me off.
Didnt make as many new sales as I usually do, despite doing my best to avoid PH at all costs
Got my web site banned from google (It brings in tens and tens of thousands of pounds yearly)
Left my car window open in the storm last night. Fortunately the car seemed dry enough
I then found my battery was dead when I tried to start the car
Had to spend an hour in a panic trying to sort it out in time for this afternoons meeting whilst being smirked at by workmen (who were probably cracking gags about TVR reliability)
Then I locked myself outside, had to run to pick up my spare keys so I wasnt late for a meeting.
Was late for the meeting.
Arrived at my meeting this afternoon only to be stood up by the bloody client.
Left the laptop at the meeting place
Arrived home to face more work than I have time to deal with before I go out to dinner which will probably end up being cancelled anyway.
And breathe, cause its nearly the weekend
Edited to add: Im also walking around feeling like a tw@t as Ive only got one and a half eyebrows. Kinda tore one off after arriving home home drunk at 4am, when I tried to tear my halloween latex mask off last weekend.
>> Edited by UKBob on Friday 4th November 16:02
mybrainhurts said:There are 100 tricks you can use to get yourself to the top. We use NONE of them. Except one. Which I was going to remove. But I didnt remove it in time and was banned.
Got my web site banned from google.....
Why's that, then.....?
Was probably reported by the competition. We rank number 1 for over 100 combinations of competitive keyword phrases
r988 said:No charge
and I thought I was having a bad day, I feel much better now, thanks!
diddyman said:Spot on
What you need a is a nice diving holiday in Fiji, starting on Monday!
but I cant afford the time off work. Edited far too many times, I also thought he said driving (despite the fact that he told me he was going diving) Doh! Have a good one you ol skiver!
>> Edited by UKBob on Friday 4th November 16:21
diddyman said:
I shall be thinking of you, Mr UKBob, as I sit, kava in hand, watching the sun drop over the horizon, the palm trees swaying gently in the breeze, the water lapping warmly on my feet, while some 48 stone Fijian woman tends to my every need!
I think I speak for the mahority of people here Didds - I hate you!!!!!
Seriously though have a fantastic time (I know you will anyway!)
diddyman said:
I shall be thinking of you, Mr UKBob, as I sit, sausage in hand, watching my 'son' droop over the horizon, my palm swaying gently in the breeze, the lather lapping warmly to the beat, while some 48 stone Fijian man tends to my every need!
You old perv
Have a good one all the same! You still havnt told us who'se looking after the cerb in your absence? UKBob said:
I shall be thinking of you, Mr UKBob, as I sit, sausage in hand, watching my 'son' droop over the horizon, my palm swaying gently in the breeze, the lather lapping warmly to the beat, while some 48 stone Fijian man tends to my every need!
You old perv
Austec!
Whoops, only just seen your salacious editing of my post!
>> Edited by diddyman on Friday 4th November 16:28
diddyman said:
I shall be thinking of you, Mr UKBob, as I sit, sausage in hand, watching my 'son' droop over the horizon, my palm swaying gently in the breeze, the lather lapping warmly to the beat, while some 48 stone Fijian man tends to my every need!
You old perv
CT & Towman - they have the run of my estate while I am gone
Whoops, only just seen your salacious editing of my post!
>> Edited by diddyman on Friday 4th November 16:28
towman said:
I shall be thinking of you, Mr UKBob, as I sit, sausage in hand, watching my 'son' droop over the horizon, my palm swaying gently in the breeze, the lather lapping warmly to the beat, while some 48 stone Fijian man tends to my every need!
You old perv
CT & Towman - they have the run of my estate while I am gone
Whoops, only just seen your salacious editing of my post!
>> Edited by diddyman on Friday 4th November 16:28
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