Horny Goat Weed
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Hilts

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4,684 posts

312 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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Yep, you read that correctly.

Bought some of this herbal complex last week from my local health store and wow, I've used just about every supplement going and other stuff as well but this by far and away has the most instantly noticeable effects.

It's like being 16 again. Sexual rocket fuel.

The compound contains Horny Goat Weed extract, Muira Puarma powder and Gingko/L-Arginine. All for 11.95.

'Recommended use - Take 5 with a drink an hour before required'

You'll thank me later.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

300 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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Oh, its a supplement.

Hopes

Dashed.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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If I found a horny goat had weed on my floor, I'd kick it in the nuts....

vixpy1

42,699 posts

294 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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Some of us don't need 'Horney help'

BliarOut

72,863 posts

269 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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vixpy1 said:
Some of us don't need 'Horney help'

Yes, we've all seen the pictures of your 'purple friend'

scorp

8,783 posts

259 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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Hilts said:
Bought some of this herbal complex last week from my local health store and wow, I've used just about every supplement going and other stuff as well but this by far and away has the most instantly noticeable effects.


Why are you experimenting with aphrodisiacs? On second thoughts, don't answer that..

were did you say you could buy this stuff from?...

>> Edited by scorp on Friday 4th November 16:11

r988

7,496 posts

259 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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vixpy1 said:
Some of us don't need 'Horney help'


So you use Viagra then?

Plotloss

67,280 posts

300 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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r988 said:
vixpy1 said:
Some of us don't need 'Horney help'


So you use Viagra then?


No, he molests goats.

TheExcession

11,669 posts

280 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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Horny Goat Weed :snigger: :snigger: :fnurk: :fnurk:

If it wasn't true I'd swear that Brass Eye did a report on it.....

BliarOut

72,863 posts

269 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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TheExcession said:
Horny Goat Weed :snigger: :snigger: :fnurk: :fnurk:

If it wasn't true I'd swear that Brass Eye did a report on it.....

Still not as good as a nice clean white fridge though, eh Ex?

vixpy1

42,699 posts

294 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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BliarOut said:
TheExcession said:
Horny Goat Weed :snigger: :snigger: :fnurk: :fnurk:

If it wasn't true I'd swear that Brass Eye did a report on it.....

Still not as good as a nice clean white fridge though, eh Ex?


Fridgegate

towman

14,938 posts

269 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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Find me something that works on Girlies!

TheExcession

11,669 posts

280 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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BliarOut said:
TheExcession said:
Horny Goat Weed :snigger: :snigger: :fnurk: :fnurk:

If it wasn't true I'd swear that Brass Eye did a report on it.....

Still not as good as a nice clean white fridge though, eh Ex?

Aktwerly I refer the silver/grey door models....

Must admit though I'm gonna get meself down to the local herbalist shop on satdi and in a loud gruff North Yerkshire accent, I'll demand 'Dya ave anee orny gort weed lass?'

BliarOut

72,863 posts

269 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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TheExcession said:
BliarOut said:
TheExcession said:
Horny Goat Weed :snigger: :snigger: :fnurk: :fnurk:

If it wasn't true I'd swear that Brass Eye did a report on it.....

Still not as good as a nice clean white fridge though, eh Ex?

Aktwerly I refer the silver/grey door models....

Must admit though I'm gonna get meself down to the local herbalist shop on satdi and in a loud gruff North Yerkshire accent, I'll demand 'Dya ave anee orny gort weed lass?'

SMEG Now you're talking.

Hilts

Original Poster:

4,684 posts

312 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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scorp said:
Hilts said:
Bought some of this herbal complex last week from my local health store and wow, I've used just about every supplement going and other stuff as well but this by far and away has the most instantly noticeable effects.


Why are you experimenting with aphrodisiacs? On second thoughts, don't answer that..

were did you say you could buy this stuff from?...

>> Edited by scorp on Friday 4th November 16:11

I was lucky in that I didn't have to aks for it, just buying some protein powders and the girl in the store, little honey, asked me if I'd tried it, said I'd give it a whirl and report back !

Not sure if I'd have the cajones to ask for it especially with a shop full of punters, excuse me 'Do you have any horny goat weed ?'

Takes asking for a pack of three to a new level.

2 Smokin Barrels

32,033 posts

265 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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Ten minutes to go.........

scorp

8,783 posts

259 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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Hilts said:

Not sure if I'd have the cajones to ask for it especially with a shop full of punters, excuse me 'Do you have any horny goat weed ?'

Takes asking for a pack of three to a new level.


A nice little errand for the mrs

>> Edited by scorp on Friday 4th November 16:54

catso

16,490 posts

297 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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Hilts said:
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Not sure if I'd have the cajones to ask for it especially with a shop full of punters, excuse me 'Do you have any horny goat weed ?'



You need to find an online supply...