Penny for the guy mate?
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Mikey G said:
As i approach my local off license for some post rugby consolation...
Me:- you what mate?
Chav:- Penny for the guy?
Me:- do you know what night it is?
Chav:- yes mate, its bonfire night.
Me:- well dont you know? your suppossed to burn the fecker not sell him..
Made my night
bit late wasn't - the eve of bl00dy bonfire night! it's good to know that even the 'rubbish' are learning to market their begging in a seasonal way..
I always find it hilarious that we're celebrating a (failed) terrorist bomb attack 
Even so, I love bonfire night and enjoy all firework displays, I guess I'm just a pyromaniac who likes big bangs and pretty fires.
Then again, perhaps I've made a bogus comparison here - unlike the recent failed London tube bombers (burning rucksacks and all) which targeted real people
, at least old Mr Fawkes had the decency to attempt to only blow up politicians!
apologies for the poor taste in this comment, especially to anyone affected by the 'successful' tube bombs. No apologies to any politicians lurking here, though
Even so, I love bonfire night and enjoy all firework displays, I guess I'm just a pyromaniac who likes big bangs and pretty fires.
Then again, perhaps I've made a bogus comparison here - unlike the recent failed London tube bombers (burning rucksacks and all) which targeted real people
, at least old Mr Fawkes had the decency to attempt to only blow up politicians! apologies for the poor taste in this comment, especially to anyone affected by the 'successful' tube bombs. No apologies to any politicians lurking here, though
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