Party trick

[leftie]

Having cleared up the left over puddings after tonights dinner party the urge to push a full plate of chocolate and cream in Mrs Leftie's face was too much...so I did it!!!!!!!!

I may just live to regret it.

[2 Smokin Barrels]

Early finish then! (20.04!)

[Ferg]

Excellent!! When a girlfriend of my younger brother left him for another woman ( calm down Vixpy) he went into the restaurant where she worked, after some lunchtime drinking, and did that very trick. Oh how we laughed.

[grass widow]

leftie said:

I may just live to regret it.

Or not as the case may be, any preference for flowers?

[ZR1cliff]

Now try to give her a Wafer thin mint....bucket at the ready

[blindswelledrat]

leftie said:

Having cleared up the left over puddings after tonights dinner party the urge to push a full plate of chocolate and cream in Mrs Leftie's face was too much...so I did it!!!!!!!! I may just live to regret it.

[leftie]

It went down very well in fact. She thought it was funny, we all roared with laughter. I tried to lick it off her face like a scene from some odd movie. I still have my genetalia.

[flasher]

Superb!

The only thing remotely like that I have ever done was in a sarf london pub several years ago. Some Aussie bird was stating the case for conciencious objectors. After half an hour of arguing and having to listen to her crap I figured the quickest way to get rid of her was dispatch a pint of Fosters over her head. Did the trick, the silly cow left in tears. She preached cowardice then practiced it. Quality.

[Monkey Boy 1]

Brilliant

I always wanted to do that to Mrs Monkey, but I feel as if my genitalia would go missing or would hurt very soon after I did the trick.

[Pigeon]

flasher said:

The only thing remotely like that I have ever done was in a sarf london pub several years ago. Some Aussie bird was stating the case for conciencious objectors. After half an hour of arguing and having to listen to her crap I figured the quickest way to get rid of her was dispatch a pint of Fosters over her head. Did the trick, the silly cow left in tears. She preached cowardice then practiced it. Quality.

Spent some considerable time in a nightclub in Leeds with a lass pouring beer over each other... I think we poured more beer over each other than we drunk...