Conclusive proof God exists

[Yugguy]

He gave rock and roll to us.

[Cooky]

And the Cerbera

>> Edited by Cooky on Sunday 20th November 20:41

[Yugguy]

And Heather Locklear.

[simpo two]

Yugguy said:

He gave rock and roll to us.

Nope, that was Elvis.

[Cooky]

This is getting interesting,
Heather Locklear, with feet pressed up against the windscreen whilst hoizontal sexercising to Zep.

....and then the alarm goes off...and its Monday morning and time to get up...

[mybrainhurts]

Hang on a minute....

He gave us Prescott............

[Big_M]

If God existed he/she would have made semen taste of chocolate and be zero calories.

Then everyone would be happy

[sadako]

Party on...

[Ballistic Banana]

mybrainhurts said:

Hang on a minute.... He gave us Prescott............

No That was Satan

@ Big M

BB

[FunkyNige]

Station!

dude

[Boosted Ls1]

Big_M said:

If God existed he/she would have made semen taste of chocolate and be zero calories. Then everyone would be happy

Sorry, I just had to check your profile, phew your a girl

Boosted.

[Big_M]

Boosted Ls1 said:

Sorry, I just had to check your profile, phew your a girl Boosted.

>> Edited by Big_M on Sunday 20th November 21:15

[2 Smokin Barrels]

Big_M said:

If God existed he/she would have made semen taste of chocolate and be zero calories. Then everyone would be happy

How many calories are there? Just curious. Does it feature in the weight watchers guide?

not suggesting for one minute that that would be relevant for you Big Mster

>> Edited by 2 Smokin Barrels on Sunday 20th November 21:15

[Big_M]

2 Smokin Barrels said:

not suggesting for one minute that that would be relevant for you Big Mster

Why - don't you think I am the sort of girl to swallow

[Boosted Ls1]

2 Smokin Barrels said:

Big_M said: If God existed he/she would have made semen taste of chocolate and be zero calories. Then everyone would be happy How many calories are there? Just curious. Does it feature in the weight watchers guide? not suggesting for one minute that that would be relevant for you Big Mster >> Edited by 2 Smokin Barrels on Sunday 20th November 21:15

Mega calories and more protein then you could imagine at a guess!

Boosted.

[BliarOut]

Big_M said:

If God existed he/she would have made semen taste of chocolate and be zero calories. Then everyone would be happy

Ahem, mine does

[2 Smokin Barrels]

Big_M said:

2 Smokin Barrels said: not suggesting for one minute that that would be relevant for you Big Mster Why - don't you think I am the sort of girl to swallow

[planetdave]

2 Smokin Barrels said:

I once drank a bottle of Gin...and the next day my wee smelled of Gin. If I ate enough chocolate...

It's twoo. Your diet effects the flavour. Apparently pineapple takes the nastyness right off it.


Avoid sprouts BTW.

(gleaned from a reputable journal )