Something for the ladies. Pictures, possibly NSFW.
Discussion
grass widow said:
Exactly why is that for the ladies, there are plenty of single blokes on here who live alone, who must surely know what these are used for.
But then again...........maybe they have a different slant on the usage of such items.
Use an iron, yes, but what would I need the first two for? Should I be concerned
Nevin said:
[quote=grass widow]Exactly why is that for the ladies, there are plenty of single blokes on here who live alone, who must surely know what these are used for.
A quick refresher for the single blokes by another singleton:
1. Brush. Used for teeth, dishes, and toilet.
(Not the same one, mind
) If you must use the same brush for each, make sure you follow the order specified.
2. Gloves. Use for bonding of wood, and bondage of women.
A vaztly overrated product really. Bare skin is always best
3. Iron. Used by Mum or girlfriend. Unknown purpose. Seems to be some kind of conversation stimulating utensil for them whilst they watch a soap.
Rascal slow down I need a lift.
grass widow said:
Exactly why is that for the ladies, there are plenty of single blokes on here who live alone, who must surely know what these are used for.
And most blokes are 'under the thumb' at home and do their share of the housework. However, it's not the done thing to admit it though for fear of being deemed less of a man - bless them!
cosmoschick said:
Exactly why is that for the ladies, there are plenty of single blokes on here who live alone, who must surely know what these are used for.
And most blokes are 'under the thumb' at home and do their share of the housework. However, it's not the done thing to admit it though for fear of being deemed less of a man - bless them!
I've no doubt that you are correct but would you kindly explain to me exactly what those pictures are of?
cosmoschick said:
Exactly why is that for the ladies, there are plenty of single blokes on here who live alone, who must surely know what these are used for.
And most blokes are 'under the thumb' at home and do their share of the housework. However, it's not the done thing to admit it though for fear of being deemed less of a man - bless them!
But to be fair and in balance, I bet theres a significant proportion nailing the maid...
blindswelledrat said:
I've no doubt that you are correct but would you kindly explain to me exactly what those pictures are of?
Now I know the third one is something to do with ironing creases out of things..........the first two I'm not sure, don't own either. But the second one sure looks scary, and if anyone comes anywhere near me with them I'm gonna run off screaming.
grass widow said:
I've no doubt that you are correct but would you kindly explain to me exactly what those pictures are of?
Now I know the third one is something to do with ironing creases out of things..........the first two I'm not sure, don't own either. But the second one sure looks scary, and if anyone comes anywhere near me with them I'm gonna run off screaming.
Cue someone changing the pics
grass widow said:
But the second one sure looks scary, and if anyone comes anywhere near me with them I'm gonna run off screaming.
A bloke at work put on a pair of white latex gloves to change the toner in the photocopier. Us ladies all glanced at each other with a knowing look of horror!
>> Edited by cosmoschick on Monday 21st November 17:30
cosmoschick said:
But the second one sure looks scary, and if anyone comes anywhere near me with them I'm gonna run off screaming.
A bloke at work put on a pair of white latex gloves to change the toner in the photocopier. Us ladies all glanced at each with a knowing look of horror!
Is it a knackered photocopier then?
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