Wind up ideas needed!

[love machine]

Ok, I have this "friend" who has a bit of a curious ex, to cut a long story short, he's hacked her email account, bought the extra storage space and so can access her account via her billing information, so he's been deleting odd emails and generally interfering with her male friend correspondence. She is rather angry and I thought it represented a prime opportunity to wind the er up until he totally loses the plot. Basically teaching a lesson in why you shouldn't mess with peoples private information.

I have a few ideas but loads of work to do, I'll share a few of mine when I have more time. I'm looking for absolute PH gold on this one. We must be able to cook up an absolute classic here. Come on chaps and chap-esses, in this situation, what would YOU do?

[UKBob]

You read the both of the other practical joke threads, right?

[2 Smokin Barrels]

Send her an e-mail from the pox of the willy clinic......that should scare him!!!!!!!!!!

[bmgm3]

Simply get her to email a girl friend saying how she has met this new guy and how fantastic he is. And how glad she is that she split with the hacker.
Oh yeah , and get her to write something like, the old boyfriend was crap in bed and had a real small cock, and that the new man is hung like a horse and lasts all night. Job done.

[mybrainhurts]

Half a ton of cowmuck on his car....

Never fails.....

[fruitcake]

Simple. Get her to write an email to a friend saying some really private stuff about him (or the things she hates about him) and also tell her to include various things about her day and how she went to the police to deal with someone using her email account and get the friend to reply, maiking sure that the content of the original email is in the reply.

That's what I'd do. Or, get her to do the same thing to a bloke who poses as someone who deals in the pain for hire industry. That should shit him up.

Just a thought.

Dan