Traffic sign story

[Parrot of doom]

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I was out on my bike


When I saw a pretty lady

[srebbe64]

So I crashed my bike into a big lorry and died. The end.

[8Pack]

Short........but I like it!

[mybrainhurts]

Couldn't get it up today, must be the weather....

[Mikey G]

Viagra helps at your age..

[8Pack]

A' 'ave the very thing for you ma' brav 'ero, 'ere! take this glass of ma' fa'nest lupin vin!.......

[mybrainhurts]

Tek yeur lupins et stuff zem up yeur arrus...

[8Pack]

But ma' friend, ze are the fa'est lupins in all of france!........

[mybrainhurts]

Well, take France and stuff it up your arrus....

[8Pack]

Sacre bleu! monsieur.....I 'ave neveir been so insulted before....

......(wot about a' ni..ice cock o' vin in a ni..ice lupin sauce, nestled on a bed of ze lupins!)......

[mybrainhurts]

AWAY.......

You smelly garlic person......

[8Pack]

Screw yu'rself! Remebier 1066 monsieur! ........inglish sweine!....


A' d'not need to cum'ere to be in-sulted!....Pah!

[mybrainhurts]

On your , you strange purveyor of onions

[8Pack]

Pah!.....Go stuff yur yorkyshire puddlings monsieur.........I brek wind in yur general derect..ion

[mybrainhurts]

Do you want some? Do you want some?

[8Pack]

A' ma brav' 'ero!....welcome!...would you li..ike surme of ma' lupin soup?......

[mybrainhurts]

Your lupin soup makes my gut go , so I'm awa' to bed and safety......

[8Pack]

avec crutons monsieur!....A' well...per'aps next ti..ime.... Ni..ite all!...

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[mybrainhurts]

I said:

Your lupin soup makes my gut go , so I'm awa' to bed and safety......

Spooky or what...?

Retiring after zat post, I spent the whole bloody night with my head down the bog....

What's going on....?