American BMW driver with a sock

[angrys3owner]

Hi All,

Can't see that this has been posted before, he's already had 80,000 people have a chuckle at what he's done so a few more shouldn't matter!

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=311931

Cheers,

Ben.

[Trooper2]

It must be dork day..



I was at the grocery store one time, a few years back and a lady driving a brand new 3 series backed out of her parking spot. Not far enough though! when she cut her wheel to drive off she couldn't see the curbing in her path and high centered the oil pan on the curbing. I pulled her off with my truck and took a look underneath knowing what I was going to find, big gash in the sump spewing oil. I took me the next 1/2 hour to convince her that she couldn't drive the car and needed to call a tow truck.


A sock in the head is a new one on me, the bad thing about common sense is that it's rarely common these days..

>> Edited by Trooper2 on Sunday 27th November 00:40

[polus]

A sock as an oil cap



LOL

[johnjr]

This has had me in stiches for hours....

Again only the yanks........Wot a Plank!!!!

So any updates on the planks situation!!!

john

[Trooper2]

AngryS3's rubbing it in just a bit...

[angrys3owner]

Trooper2 said:

AngryS3's rubbing it in just a bit...

Don't know what you mean...

Just made me laugh that's all!

[mybrainhurts]

What a tit....

I always carry a small furry rodent for such an eventuality.....

[up-the-dubs]

AngryS3... that forum also has 55,000 members! Stupid story, well funny though!

[8Pack]

mybrainhurts said:

What a tit.... I always carry a small furry rodent for such an eventuality.....

Why....You! *"'#!.....Eat this!

[mybrainhurts]

Is that a lupin...?

[scared but happy]

It is posted in the BMW forum as I put before.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear....I suggest flushing it through with water. Oh and incase it gets stuck try adding sand.

[Trooper2]

scared but happy said:

It is posted in the BMW forum as I put before. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear....I suggest flushing it through with water. Oh and incase it gets stuck try adding sand.

Wouldn't it be better to add laundry detergent and bleach so that the sock comes out white?..

[speedy_thrills]

Trooper2 said:

scared but happy said: It is posted in the BMW forum as I put before. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear....I suggest flushing it through with water. Oh and incase it gets stuck try adding sand. Wouldn't it be better to add laundry detergent and bleach so that the sock comes out white?..

That’s good thinking, quarter of an hour at 3000rpm should solve all of his problems, because if he was wondering if he needed a re-build before he can be sure he does after that.

[D_Mike]

I'd hate to break it to him, but I don't think he's ever going to get the sock back in one piece, certainly it will never be the same again.

[mybrainhurts]

I've given that a lot of thought, and I think you're right....

[angrys3owner]

ah well it's only upto 120,000 views so not many people have read it...