The man who has everything!!!!!

[lottie]

What do you buy the man who has everything - for Christmas???Help!!In the past he has had a tank driving day, a star named after him, a radio controlled mini, a telescope.....now I am beginning to run out of ideas. A day round a track is no good as he does that for work!!Well, he calls it work...

[polus]

Forget to take the pill ?

[mybrainhurts]

A rest...

[David A]

another girl into the mix?

[BMGM3]

Some of these look fun. Don't bother clicking on the 'wet n wild ' section . It doesn't live up to expectations.

www.buyagift.co.uk/cgi-bin/buyagift.storefront/en/Product/1018

Damn link. Clcik that and then go to flying , and then aerobatic.

>> Edited by BMGM3 on Sunday 27th November 19:25

[Big_M]

this of course



>> Edited by Big_M on Sunday 27th November 19:23

[mybrainhurts]

Big_M said:

this of course

....You'll have somebody's eye out with one of those

[R TOY]

[quote=lottie]What do you buy the man who has everything - for Christmas???

'NOTHING'

[vixpy1]

A trip of a lifetime?

Up the OXO tower?

[mybrainhurts]

I was waiting for that.....

The POST, that is......

[Mrs Fish]

Big_M said:

this of course >> Edited by Big_M on Sunday 27th November 19:23

I just don't think Fish's dad would appreciate it to be honest

[cosmoschick]

Big_M said:

this of course

Perfect - you scratch my back, and I'll scratch your balls.

(That's not a genuine offer, btw!)

[Jon C]

lottie said:

What do you buy the man who has everything - for Christmas???...

I realise this is probably one of those "QI" type answers that will lose me several points, but have you thought of Penicilin?

[moleamol]

www.firebox.com

[deltafox]

Nothing.

[bosscerbera]

vixpy1 said:

A trip of a lifetime? Up the OXO tower?

Trust you to lower the tone with a reference to African birth control.

[Mikey G]

lottie said:

What do you buy the man who has everything...

Something to put it all in?

www.cardboardboxes.co.uk/

[R TOY]

How about a job swap for a couple of days. It could be arranged for me to drive what ever he drives around a track(albeit in a somewhat slower and more erratic fashion). And he can freeze his nuts off milking bloody cows at 6.30am for a while. That should make him appreciate his everything even more than i'm sure he already does.

[wedg1e]

How about a wife swap for a couple of days...?

[vixpy1]

wedg1e said:

How about a wife swap for a couple of days...?

You don't have a wife to swap!