Angelina Jolie

[Code Monkey]

Settling a conversation in the pub the other night assistance required please.

Angelina Jolie,
what has she had done, if anything?

in respect to augmentation nips, tucks and general tidying up.

I understood it was boobs and nose, but anything else changed from natural?

cheers all,

[Cotty]

I dont know what she has been doing but i hope she carries on doing it

[scorp]

Probably had her teeth done. All hollywood actors seem to sport "hollywood teeth"

probably doesn't count though... ill get my coat..

>> Edited by scorp on Monday 28th November 15:43

[ZR1cliff]

dakkon said:

Anal bleaching

Thats gotta sting,its bad enough when you get it on your fingers.

[dakkon]

ZR1cliff said:

dakkon said: Anal bleaching Thats gotta sting,its bad enough when you get it on your fingers.

But first impressions count...

[Incorrigible]

Apparently she's covered in tattoos, has make up all over them when she's on film

[jimbeaux]

I was surprised to find out that those puffy lips are natural. I saw a teenage school photo of her as proof. Overall, I would drink her bath water and not even use a chaser!

[dakkon]

Would you give her a vial of your own blood though that she could wear around her neck?

[jimbeaux]

dakkon said:

Would you give her a vial of your own blood though that she could wear around her neck?

No; but I will give her a "pearl necklace" she can wear around her neck(comment stolen from a ZZ Top song).

>> Edited by jimbeaux on Monday 28th November 16:04

[trackcar]

mmm lovely lady.
Nothing more to add, i just wanted to contribute to the thread in case she was reading

[jimbeaux]

anonymous said:

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Damn! Just, Damn!

[Cotty]

anonymous said:

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Not a fan I assume

[WWESTY]

"had".......

....in what sense.....

[kneedowndeano]

Cotty said:

anonymous said: [redacted] Not a fan I assume

no, i think he said penis.

[lazyitus]

Angelina Jolie,
You make me go all fizzy,
Angelina Jolie,
You make my right hand busy,

Angelina Jolie,
I love your puckered gob,
Angelina Jolie,
You give me semi-lob,

Angelina Jolie,
Ditch that man called Bradley,
Angelina Jolie,
I’ll tickle your fancy, gladly,

Angelina Jolie,
If you’re reading this,
Angelina Jolie,
I wanna give you kiss,

Angelina Jolie,
Nicer than a Duke called Daisy,
Angelina Jolie,
Come and ride with Lazy.

Mmmmm

[jimbeaux]

anonymous said:

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I said exactly that but cancelled it because I was not sure how to spell "laureate"

[combover]

jimbeaux said:

I was surprised to find out that those puffy lips are natural. I saw a teenage school photo of her as proof. Overall, I would drink her bath water and not even use a chaser!

You can do that, i'd just rather have sex with her. Whatever floats your boat!

Combover

[ewenm]

jimbeaux said:

I said exactly that but cancelled it because I was not sure how to spell "laureate"

Well, as an American you'd spell it "lareate"

[GingerNinja]

Pretty sure her tits are natural....she just one of the freaks of nature - skinny with large funbags.....kinda like Darleen from Hollyoaks.