Tuesday evening caption comp

[simpo two]

[NiceCupOfTea]

"Yeah, it looked smaller than that before we put it on the roofrack..."

[mybrainhurts]

They'll never guess it's a bomb....

[simonrockman]

Brunstrom's latest device for the war on speeding

[mybrainhurts]

Sorry, officer...thought you wanted me to stop.

[Size Nine Elm]

"After seeing a flash in his rear view mirror, the pilot returned to wreak his vengeance on the camera operator".

[mybrainhurts]

Control to car 21, so an Eagle's landed on your car......so what?

[Balmoral Green]

"Right, as soon as i've found the hood release, i'll connect the jump leads"

[scared but Happy]

Yup, as I suspected... your sumps grounded out.

[mybrainhurts]

I'm hereby comadeerin' this here plane.....follow that Microlite

[johnjr]

It's a bit bigger than it looked in the Airfix Catalogue!!

[Jamassey]

"Lick of paint and an oil change - she'll be right as rain gov'na"

[speedchick]

That'll teach him for cutting me up and thinking he could out run me!

[alexkp]

simpo two said:

- "Tchhh...gonna cost you mate..."

- The local Chip's Away representative faced his toughest challenge yet.

- Despite sacrificing his car, Officer Petty managed to issue the speeding ticket.

- "Bugger. That's the second time in a fortnight."

[yertis]

At last the egg hatched, and out jumped the tiny policemen.

[vixpy1]

Sheriff J.W. Pepper said:

'Who do you think you are Boy, Some kind of Secret agent!'

[benyeats]

"That will T-cut right out"

[polus]

"The good news is even though the landing gear refused to come down we've landed the jet...

The bad news is that we discovered the hardway that you cant land a jet on a car without something being damaged..."



(ok it isnt funny)

>> Edited by polus on Tuesday 29th November 22:08

[BliarOut]

Maverick finally got even with the bastard that scammed him.

[Jon C]

simpo two said:

Plane: "Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah Baby, Oh Yeah, Yeah....."