Bad Wind
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vixpy1

Original Poster:

42,699 posts

294 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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Blimey, Its windy here!!!

My windows are creaking under protest!

Anybody else suffering from Wind?

BossCerbera

8,188 posts

273 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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No but with sprouts on every Christmas menu....

"....like a 4-stroke Honda"

Axeman30

9,325 posts

257 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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Yep, tis one of the drawbacks of home brew. Let off a right corker in bed the other night, it was so bad it woke the Mrs up

>> Edited by Axeman30 on Thursday 1st December 15:45

chilli

17,320 posts

266 months

lazyitus

19,931 posts

296 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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I heard somebody on the radio mention a 'Sprout Curry'.

Jeeeeeez - wouldn't like to be searching for haemoroids on this person after that meal.

No sureee !

Axeman30

9,325 posts

257 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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Just coming up to 4pm, wish it was Friday, bit bored, and Vixpy1 starts a PH farting thread using current weather to give it a thin veil of repsectability......spot on, nice one

BossCerbera

8,188 posts

273 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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lazyitus said:
I heard somebody on the radio mention a 'Sprout Curry'.

Sounds bad enough to have to recover the duvet from the lampshade in the morning.

mkgriff

719 posts

311 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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Yep, always windy. It's pot luck whether it's gonna make peoples eyes water, or pass unoticed. Nearly killed the wifes hamster the other night, you could actually hear it choking

Anyone remember Kevin Bloody Wilson - Mick the master farter, with his double jointed arse?

I think this thread could run and run

Axeman30

9,325 posts

257 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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mkgriff said:
It's pot luck whether it's gonna make peoples eyes water, or pass unoticed.


that's the gamble. Especially if the Mrs is in the bed/ car/ room. The other nights noxious emission was the farting equivalent of friendly fire. I had no idea it was going to be a 'hot one'

Almost had to sleep on the sofa after that.

esselte

14,626 posts

297 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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[quote=mkgriff] Nearly killed the wifes hamster the other night, you could actually hear it choking

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JonRB

80,084 posts

302 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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I swear when my step-son passes wind (from either end) he looks around expecting a round of applause. I'm just praying for the day he forces one too much and follows through. That'll teach him, even if it will be me that haves to clear it up (as I have the strongest stomach in the household so these chores always fall to me).

>> Edited by JonRB on Thursday 1st December 16:15

lazyitus

19,931 posts

296 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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Just spend a moment considering this...

Your average person on an average plane flight, releases on average, 14 'pips of delight' from the moment they board the plane until the moment they disembark.

If that plane has just 150 people on board, the air that you are all consuming is made up of a mixture including 2100 farts!

Nice.

mkgriff

719 posts

311 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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Air stewardesses are notorious parp-mongers. Something to do with the reduced air pressure in the cabin!

telecat

8,528 posts

271 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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lazyitus said:
Just spend a moment considering this...

Your average person on an average plane flight, releases on average, 14 'pips of delight' from the moment they board the plane until the moment they disembark.

If that plane has just 150 people on board, the air that you are all consuming is made up of a mixture including 2100 farts!

Nice.


And people wonder why you can't smoke on a plane these days!!

allnighter

6,663 posts

252 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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vixpy1 said:
Blimey, Its windy here!!!

My windows are creaking under protest!

Anybody else suffering from Wind?


Well if this site was Smell-O-vision( take note TED!) you would be able to tell who and when everytime someone drops one in here

BossCerbera

8,188 posts

273 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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They'd deny it.

JonRB

80,084 posts

302 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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BossCerbera said:
They'd deny it.
"He who denied it supplied it".

BossCerbera

8,188 posts

273 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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Smelt it dealt it!

B17NNS

18,506 posts

277 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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mkgriff said:
Air stewardesses are notorious parp-mongers.


Even the pretty ones?

Axeman30

9,325 posts

257 months

Thursday 1st December 2005
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BossCerbera said:
Smelt it dealt it!


He who said the rhyme did the crime.