Right whos for Heaven and whos for Hell!

[ZR1cliff]

:In my best John Cleese voice:

"Right!,whos for heaven and Whos for Hell,i want two orderly Queus".

"Come along"

Which side do you think you qualify for,Honestly now!,and why?.

I could swing either way at the moment

[eccles]

what if you dont believe in either?

[jimothy]

ZR1cliff said:

I could swing either way at the moment

Oh, ducky!

[ZR1cliff]

jimothy said:

ZR1cliff said: I could swing either way at the moment Oh, ducky!

Hell for you,sunshine!

[SlvrCrb]

After doing one of those "Are you going to hell" excel spreadsheets and scoring 232 out of 250, I've already got my ticket, I've packed the shades and sunscreen and am trying to earn extra air miles while I wait.

[beano500]

jimothy said:

ZR1cliff said: I could swing either way at the moment Oh, ducky!

Welllllll, from today you could always get "married"...

...and have hell?

[ZR1cliff]

eccles said:

what if you dont believe in either?

Hell queu for you to :devil:

[focusonme]

Hell. Do not pass Go, to not collect 200 Repentence Dollars cos it just ain't gonna cover all my straight to hell moments.

I think suggesting the Black Eyed Peas "Let's Get Retarded" could be the anthem for the Paralympics blew any chances I had of redeeming myself.

(The radio edit is "Let's Get It Started", if you're confused)

[Plotloss]

I reckon I've about as much chance of hitting Heaven as I have attaining the Floor Gymnastics Gold in the 2012 games...

[Axeman30]

eccles said:

what if you dont believe in either?

Limbo, I think.

[Incorrigible]

Plotloss said:

I reckon I've about as much chance of hitting Heaven as I have attaining the Floor Gymnastics Gold in the 2012 games...

So you could get to heaven if you killed 95% of the world population

Doesn't make sense

[Plotloss]

Well, I've probably got more chance than the severely disabled and they're all evil, Glenn Hoddle told me...

[eccles]

Axeman30 said:

eccles said: what if you dont believe in either? Limbo, I think.

cool!... i love the carribean!

[victormeldrew]

We're in hell already, so heaven would make a nice change.

[andy mac]

IF I believed in any of that stuff, i'd rather go to hell. Thats where all the high emission cars would be, with the low moral, low standard women would be!

[tomtom]

andy mac said:

IF I believed in any of that stuff, i'd rather go to hell. Thats where all the high emission cars would be, with the low moral, low standard women would be!

Sounds like heaven to me...

[SlvrCrb]

tomtom said:

andy mac said: IF I believed in any of that stuff, i'd rather go to hell. Thats where all the high emission cars would be, with the low moral, low standard women would be! Sounds like heaven to me...

Thats the point with religon though, you're "personal" hell is another mans heaven. Your "hell" is filled with daewoo numpties, caravan clogged roads and curfew after 9pm.

[grass widow]

I always thought hell was all hot and steamy with half naked people running around.

And heaven was all white and pure with people dressed from head to foot in white with wings and halo's.

Now given the choice where would I go?

Always prefered being warm.

[shnozz]

heaven. no contest. its where all pure people go.

[Axeman30]

shnozz said:

heaven. no contest. its where all pure people go.

Well looking at your profile you won't be going for a start!

"I have spent thousands on alcohol, fags, fast cars and loose women. I've squandered the rest"