Chav Jokes to Brighten up your Wednesday!!
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Thought you may appreciate these. Not all of them are that funny, but every single one is true!
What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe
Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a fight of stairs
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride
You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you
try not to hit him?
It might be your bike
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What the f*** you lookin'at?"
Two Chavs in a car without any music....who's driving? The police
What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar
What do you say to a Chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please
What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand
What do you call a knife in Chav-ville? Exhibit A
Why is 3 Chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4
What do you call a 27 year old Chavette? Granny
How many Chavs does it take to change a light bulb? One, they'll screw anything
why did the Chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash.
Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever
What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner
Two Chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Society!
How do you stop a Chav from drowning? Take your foot off their head
What's the difference between a Chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of York?
The Grand Old Duke of York only had ten thousand men...
Hope it helped brighten up what could have been a very dull day!
john
What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe
Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a fight of stairs
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride
You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you
try not to hit him?
It might be your bike
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What the f*** you lookin'at?"
Two Chavs in a car without any music....who's driving? The police
What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar
What do you say to a Chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please
What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand
What do you call a knife in Chav-ville? Exhibit A
Why is 3 Chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4
What do you call a 27 year old Chavette? Granny
How many Chavs does it take to change a light bulb? One, they'll screw anything
why did the Chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash.
Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever
What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner
Two Chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Society!
How do you stop a Chav from drowning? Take your foot off their head
What's the difference between a Chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of York?
The Grand Old Duke of York only had ten thousand men...
Hope it helped brighten up what could have been a very dull day!
john
You know, it still amazes me how when a joke is posted everyone says they've seen it and at some point the timeline will appear(ironic?), but when the timeline eventually does appear there's always someone that's never seen it before 
>> Edited by schueymcfee on Wednesday 7th December 15:23
>> Edited by schueymcfee on Wednesday 7th December 15:23
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