Kabalists can predict your personality by your name!
Discussion
Or not.
I was just goofing off and searching for the meaning of peoples first names and I came across a kabala website.
If you type your first name at the bottom of the page here : www.kabalarians.com/cfm/your.cfm There is a Kabala geezer waffling as soon as you load the page so check your speakers
It will describe you to a tee apparently.
Typing in 'Madonna' proves she is a material girl, it is all fate.
and people get sucked into this crap..
Can anyone type their christian name in their and come up with a negative description?
EG: Tony Blair..you are a lying cheating w*nker.
I was just goofing off and searching for the meaning of peoples first names and I came across a kabala website.
If you type your first name at the bottom of the page here : www.kabalarians.com/cfm/your.cfm There is a Kabala geezer waffling as soon as you load the page so check your speakers
It will describe you to a tee apparently.
Typing in 'Madonna' proves she is a material girl, it is all fate.
Kabala said:
Your name of Madonna causes you to place considerable importance upon the material aspect of life. You have an eye for quality, desiring always the very best that money can buy, and you are not content with anything that is second best. You are quick to size up others, and this appraisal is based upon their physical appearance, their clothes, and whether they have achieved material success and the standards of quality that you have set in your own mind. You have a keen business sense, knowing a lucrative proposition when it is presented, and it is likely others would come to you for business counsel. You are a capable leader and organizer who should never be in a subordinate position.
Although the name Madonna creates executive ambitions, we emphasize that it causes an unscrupulous, materialistic approach that frustrates higher humanitarian qualities. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the reproductive organs.
and people get sucked into this crap..
Can anyone type their christian name in their and come up with a negative description?
EG: Tony Blair..you are a lying cheating w*nker.
What a load of tosh
Your First Name of: W*nker
Your name of W*nker has created a most expressive nature, idealistic and inspirational, driven with a strong inner urge to be of service in some way that would uplift humanity as a whole. However, there is a tendency to assume too heavy a burden of responsibility for others, which leads to worry and undue concern. People with problems are drawn to you as they recognize you as one who has understanding and gives not only sympathy and comfort but provides also some constructive advice or assistance. You have a generous quality to your nature, but you must guard carefully against giving more than you receive or you will find yourself doing without because you have helped someone else
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Although the name W*nker creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it causes an emotional intensity that is hard to control. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the nervous system, worry, and mental tension.
Your First Name of: W*nker
Your name of W*nker has created a most expressive nature, idealistic and inspirational, driven with a strong inner urge to be of service in some way that would uplift humanity as a whole. However, there is a tendency to assume too heavy a burden of responsibility for others, which leads to worry and undue concern. People with problems are drawn to you as they recognize you as one who has understanding and gives not only sympathy and comfort but provides also some constructive advice or assistance. You have a generous quality to your nature, but you must guard carefully against giving more than you receive or you will find yourself doing without because you have helped someone else
. Although the name W*nker creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it causes an emotional intensity that is hard to control. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the nervous system, worry, and mental tension.
wit (M) is not yet part of our database. 
RossMac said:
What a load of tosh
Your First Name of: W*nker
Your name of W*nker has created a most expressive nature, idealistic and inspirational, driven with a strong inner urge to be of service in some way that would uplift humanity as a whole. However, there is a tendency to assume too heavy a burden of responsibility for others, which leads to worry and undue concern. People with problems are drawn to you as they recognize you as one who has understanding and gives not only sympathy and comfort but provides also some constructive advice or assistance. You have a generous quality to your nature, but you must guard carefully against giving more than you receive or you will find yourself doing without because you have helped someone else
Although the name W*nker creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it causes an emotional intensity that is hard to control. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the nervous system, worry, and mental tension.
I think you overloaded it becuase its not working now!
Bl
Haha found another gem...
the site said:
The name of Chav gives you a very individual, reserved, serious nature. You prefer to be alone with your own thoughts, rather than in the company of others. This name restricts spontaneity in association and the fluency of your verbal expression. When you are required to express yourself in personal matters requiring finesse and diplomacy, you feel awkward and embarrassed. Although you realize perfectly well what is expected of you, you are unable to find the right words, and hence you end up saying something inappropriate in a candid way. You can express your deeper thoughts and feelings best through writing.
While the name Chav creates the urge to be creative, independent and original, we point out that it limits self-expression and friendly congeniality with a tendency to be moody. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses heart, lungs, bronchial area, and tension or accidents to the head.
Kabala said:
Your name of Madonna causes you to place considerable importance upon the material aspect of life. You have an eye for quality, desiring always the very best that money can buy, and you are not content with anything that is second best. You are quick to size up others, and this appraisal is based upon their physical appearance, their clothes, and whether they have achieved material success and the standards of quality that you have set in your own mind.
How does that fit with the original 'Madonna' then? Married a bankrupt loser and gave birth in a stable.
UncleDave said:
Haha found another gem...
the site said:
The name of Chav gives you a very individual, reserved, serious nature. You prefer to be alone with your own thoughts, <yada yada, snippety snip snip>You can express your deeper thoughts and feelings best through writing.
Yeah, generally the writing is on your back/arm and says, 'I'm a pratt' in japanese.
site said:
The name of Poopy creates a happy, versatile, and expressive nature, with good business judgment and a fine sense of responsibility, which should enable you to establish congenial relationships in positions of trust where you are dealing with the public. You have a clever, quick mind, with the ability to accomplish a great deal in a short period of time, although it is not easy for you to systematize your efforts. This name could allow expression along blah blah blah
Poopy? Who's called Poopy FFS? And why the hell did I type it in in the first place?
polus said:
What a load of tosh
Your First Name of: W*nker
Your name of W*nker has created a most expressive nature, idealistic and inspirational, driven with a strong inner urge to be of service in some way that would uplift humanity as a whole. However, there is a tendency to assume too heavy a burden of responsibility for others, which leads to worry and undue concern. People with problems are drawn to you as they recognize you as one who has understanding and gives not only sympathy and comfort but provides also some constructive advice or assistance. You have a generous quality to your nature, but you must guard carefully against giving more than you receive or you will find yourself doing without because you have helped someone else
Although the name W*nker creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it causes an emotional intensity that is hard to control. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the nervous system, worry, and mental tension.
I think you overloaded it becuase its not working now!
There must be an element of the 'cold calling trick' here. I typed several biblical names & got exactly the same answer that was given above for w*nker.
load of tosh!ge2 said:
The name of Poopy creates a happy, versatile, and expressive nature, with good business judgment and a fine sense of responsibility, which should enable you to establish congenial relationships in positions of trust where you are dealing with the public. You have a clever, quick mind, with the ability to accomplish a great deal in a short period of time, although it is not easy for you to systematize your efforts. This name could allow expression along blah blah blah
Poopy? Who's called Poopy FFS? And why the hell did I type it in in the first place?
Indian girl's name?
hedders said:
.Can anyone type their christian name in their and come up with a negative description?
Is this what you mean
Kabala said:
Your first name of Paul creates a dual nature for you desire to systematize your life to progress step by step, but so frequently, you are taken into new experiences, instability, and change. You are intrigued by a challenge, especially in mechanical and technical fields. Scientific concepts appeal to you. You like activities that require physical effort as well as mental ingenuity. Your questioning, critical, practical nature makes you prove all ideas to your own satisfaction, rarely accepting anyone's word or ideas
Although the name Paul creates the urge to be both logical and technical, we emphasize that it causes a restless intensity that defies relaxation. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the elimination system, and solar plexus.
ge2 said:
Poopy? Who's called Poopy FFS? And why the hell did I type it in in the first place?
www.arjandpoopy.com/
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