Jehova's at work

[dick dastardly]

We just had the witnesses somehow buzz themselves into our building and start terrorising all the office staff. They're almost as pushy as the stationery salesmen.

Never had that before. Don't they have jobs to go to?

[sleep envy]

Tell them you're the reincarnation of L Ron Hubbard and they'll never darken your doorstep again

[vixpy1]

I once dated a JW, she was only 17 and a bit naive in the ways of the world..


So i taught her

[littlegreenfairy]

vixpy1 said:

I once dated a JW, she was only 17 and a bit naive in the ways of the world.. So i taught her

Is there a woman on this planet you haven't *taugh*?

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[andy mac]

The thing about jehovah's witnesses that i never understood, is that, as far as I am aware, they proclaim that there are x amount of tickets into the next life, and they have already been allocated... So what the point?

[littlegreenfairy]

anonymous said:

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So he's only got to get thru .gif, .tif, .tga, .bmp and a few others then?

[branflakes]

anonymous said:

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[vixpy1]

anonymous said:

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Your forgeting .mov and .avi

[silversun]

Jehova! Jehova! Jehova!

[littlegreenfairy]

anonymous said:

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In that case you've got a fair way to go - not trying hard enough

[hansgerd]

What about raw format ?

[vixpy1]

silversun said:

Jehova! Jehova! Jehova!

Is .Jehova a Microsoft approved porn.. sorry.. file type then?

[Jaglover]

anonymous said:

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[Witchfinder]

andy mac said:

The thing about jehovah's witnesses that i never understood, is that, as far as I am aware, they proclaim that there are x amount of tickets into the next life, and they have already been allocated... So what the point?

Apparently the "second class tickets" they sell are to Purgatory instead of Hell.

[andy mac]

Witchfinder said:

andy mac said: The thing about jehovah's witnesses that i never understood, is that, as far as I am aware, they proclaim that there are x amount of tickets into the next life, and they have already been allocated... So what the point? Apparently the "second class tickets" they sell are to Purgatory instead of Hell.

But think of the money you save!

[nonegreen]

anonymous said:

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Curiously his right hand has better muscle definition than the left though.

[Jaglover]

nonegreen said:

Curiously his right hand has better muscle definition than the left though.

and the poor fellow is suffering from RWI

[tinman0]

dick dastardly said:

We just had the witnesses somehow buzz themselves into our building and start terrorising all the office staff. They're almost as pushy as the stationery salesmen. Never had that before. Don't they have jobs to go to?

Talking to my father a few days ago about JWs, and his view point was quite interesting.

Apparently they only believe that 144k people can go to heaven, which was a target set 40 years ago. His point was that they have probably long exceeded this target - so whats the point of converting anyone else?

[speedchick]

Just tell them you are a 'do not call', trust me, you won't see them for dust

[staceyb]

I told them i was a pagan and I've never saw them again. Well it was either that or the 3 mad looking dogs barking at the front door.