Joan Collins 'My lips are stuck together.......'

[planetdave]

'not a problem you boys will have'




on

HIGNFY

smashing

[DanBoy]

Winner is an utter tosspiece though.

Can't stand that bloody smug prick.

[Mrs Fish]

Yeah, Joan made me laugh out loud

[Eric Mc]

She is a game girl.

Winner was a total waste of space.

[mybrainhurts]

Eric Mc said:

Winner was a total waste of space.

It's all right dear, I'm only a Pratt......

[wedg1e]

Don't see Winner very often (luckily); however I don't watch HIGNFY on principle cos Merton is about as funny as a dose of the clap.

[paulmerton]
I know! I can't think of anything funny like the rest of them so I'll shout random bollox very loudly and someone will laugh!
[/paulmerton]

[focusonme]

wedg1e said:

Don't see Winner very often (luckily); however I don't watch HIGNFY on principle cos Merton is about as funny as a dose of the clap. [paulmerton] I know! I can't think of anything funny like the rest of them so I'll shout random bollox very loudly and someone will laugh! [/paulmerton]

Acquired taste, rather than an outright tt. I thought he was on top form tonight, and Joan Collins was excellent. Winner should've been the designated "target" for the night, but instead they bantered with Collins, which was funny but not as enjoyable as seeing Winner ripped to shreds.

[Eric Mc]

I like Merton.

But that's the nature of humour - very subjective.

[diddyman]

Just like TV, eh, Eric?

[gemini]

Went to see the "Panic Room" at Kensington South Odeon some years back.
Late afternoon showing
Only 3 of us in the cinema when Joan walks in with partner and sits infront

I have to say I was a little star struck - its that plummy voice that does it

[FourWheelDrift]

anonymous said:

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just reverse those numbers and you'll have her age.