WORST Christmas song

[hobo]

I vote this................

www.rienzihills.com/ChristmasSing/hollyjollychristmas.htm

then press 'Click here to hear Burl Ives sing'

[Ads-Northants]

hobo said:

then press 'Click here to hear Burl Ives sing'

I can't imagine anything worse

[hobo]

Quite scarily, I'm quite liking it now.

[JonRB]

Surely Cliff Richard's "Mistletoe and Wine" has to be the worst? Makes me want to vomit whenever I heard it.

[Cotty]

That one by the Pogues where he sounds like he is drunk really winds me up.

And another thing how come every channel MTV, VH1, etc is playing Christmas songs, sometimes I just want to listen to normal music, I know its Christmas but there is no point changing from one channel to another and hearing the same some. Madonna's new one is like this but the Christmas ones you hear every year as there is rarely a new one

>> Edited by Cotty on Tuesday 20th December 12:09

[Jaglover]

anonymous said:

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Good video though

[MRS BOOST EM]

JonRB said:

Surely Cliff Richard's "Mistletoe and Wine" has to be the worst? Makes me want to vomit whenever I heard it.

Lords Prayer to Old Langs Ayne comes a close second!!

[shnozz]

all of them deserve to be flushed down the toilet of obscurity

[apache]

I found 'We're all dreaming of a summer holiday' pretty bad as a christmas song

[FourWheelDrift]

I think Telly Savalas did one, I know Leonard Nimmoy done a Christmas Carol's albumn but didn't the god of bad songs William Shatner do a Chrimble track (who remembers his version of Pulp's Common People) !!!!

[SlidingSideways]

I'm not sure it's an xmas song, but I've just stumbled accross "Rock Around The Clock" by Helga and Herr Flick (of 'Allo 'Allo fame) in the iTunes music store.
My ears have shut down in protest at how bad it is!!

[Jaglover]

apache said:

I found 'We're all dreaming of a summer holiday' pretty bad as a christmas song

[tycho]

Mr. Fcuking Blobby for crimes to humanity, Noel Edmunds needs hanging!

[Ian Lewis]

That flipping Frog Christmas song gets on me pecks!!

[grayme]

tycho said:

Mr. Fcuking Blobby for crimes to humanity, Noel Edmunds needs hanging!

What I don't get is why is a song that is number one for one Christmas automatically a Christmas song?

For example, Only You by Flying Pickets, The Power of Love by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, etc?

[sadako]

FourWheelDrift said:

I think Telly Savalas did one, I know Leonard Nimmoy done a Christmas Carol's albumn but didn't the god of bad songs William Shatner do a Chrimble track (who remembers his version of Pulp's Common People) !!!!

Shatner's version of Common People is beyond funny

That "simply haaaaving, a wonderful christmas time" thing with block chords from some durge hymn played on a synth makes me cringe...

[mattley]

From another forum.

Quote - Once upon a time, almost 10 years ago, a German producer decided to put out a Christmas album to cater to the Philipino speaking German market.

More fool me, I arranged some of the backing for it.

The guy was an idiot (amongst other things), but responsible inadvertently for one of the most funny Christmas songs ever, when the producer insisted that his niece should sing on one of the duet tracks.

www.c64audio.com/ohmygodno/ULILANG.MP3

Ulilang Pasko. A well known Philipino Xmas song. Your Xmas Nemesis.

Just waith for the second verse

[muley]

mattley said:

From another forum. Quote - Once upon a time, almost 10 years ago, a German producer decided to put out a Christmas album to cater to the Philipino speaking German market. More fool me, I arranged some of the backing for it. The guy was an idiot (amongst other things), but responsible inadvertently for one of the most funny Christmas songs ever, when the producer insisted that his niece should sing on one of the duet tracks. www.c64audio.com/ohmygodno/ULILANG.MP3 Ulilang Pasko. A well known Philipino Xmas song. Your Xmas Nemesis. Just waith for the second verse

Yes, a minute in - the wait is worth it (not) The worst thing I've ever heard. I was going to nominate 'Rock & Roll Xmas' by Gary Glitter

"i love to hear the children sing
it looks like santa's gonna' bring..."




>> Edited by muley on Tuesday 20th December 15:07

[eharding]

"Mister Hankey, The Christmas Poo"

Now that really was crap.

[Yugguy]

I do quite like Stop The Cavalry.