Humbug Christmas thread
Discussion
Is there one already? If not can I start one.
Supposed to be visiting family Christmas day so asked when they are expecting me, “whenever” well no, give me an idea “whenever is fine” no come on, early, late “whenever”
Im temped to turn up a 3am, Is it that difficult to give me a ball park time. hell even am or pm would be a start
Supposed to be visiting family Christmas day so asked when they are expecting me, “whenever” well no, give me an idea “whenever is fine” no come on, early, late “whenever”
Im temped to turn up a 3am, Is it that difficult to give me a ball park time. hell even am or pm would be a start
but its usually when im coerced into doing something hedders said:
A mate of mine asked me to pick him up from gatwick at 9:00pm xmas day and i agreed to it. Its a 250 mile roundn trip, and it means I can't drink all day really. I am not that excited about Xmas...
Think of the lovely empty roads and the possibility of making some serious progress, unimpeded by numpties!
This is one of the things that bugs me when i visit my parents....my old mans laid back, but my old mum drives me up the wall...
Mum,what time will you be down
Me ,not sure ,when i get there
Mum ,Ile do you dinner ,what time will you be down
Me,not sure ,just leave it in the oven
Mum,ile do it for one then,is that OK?
Me,ime not sure it depends when i get up.
Mum,well what time will that be then........
Me
Just as a matter of interest,my old man makes a lovely cup of tea.
Lately ive been noticing little wet drops on the side and thought they were water
He bought me in a cup of tea to the lounge the other sunday and then just stood there watching the telly for a couple of minutes.
While he was stood there i noticed him Dribbling.
I looked at my tea
Noooooooooooo
Mum,what time will you be down
Me ,not sure ,when i get there
Mum ,Ile do you dinner ,what time will you be down
Me,not sure ,just leave it in the oven
Mum,ile do it for one then,is that OK?
Me,ime not sure it depends when i get up.
Mum,well what time will that be then........
Me
Just as a matter of interest,my old man makes a lovely cup of tea.
Lately ive been noticing little wet drops on the side and thought they were water
He bought me in a cup of tea to the lounge the other sunday and then just stood there watching the telly for a couple of minutes.
While he was stood there i noticed him Dribbling.
I looked at my tea
Noooooooooooocotty said:
Think of the lovely empty roads and the possibility of making some serious progress, unimpeded by numpties!
Thats one of the things im looking forward to
I'll be driving from Bath to Lichfield to Lancaster intime for Christmas lunch. It'll either be in the Audi or the Caterham (if I can get it going reliably on Saturday...). The empty roads are great
ZR1cliff said:
This is one of the things that bugs me when i visit my parents....my old mans laid back, but my old mum drives me up the wall...
Mum,what time will you be down
Me ,not sure ,when i get there
Mum ,Ile do you dinner ,what time will you be down
Me,not sure ,just leave it in the oven
Mum,ile do it for one then,is that OK?
Me,ime not sure it depends when i get up.
Mum,well what time will that be then........
Me
Yeah my girlfriends mum is like that
I like christmas becuase of the week off but in future years when I have the money me and the lass will be off abroad.
ZR1cliff said:
This is one of the things that bugs me when i visit my parents....my old mans laid back, but my old mum drives me up the wall...
Mum,what time will you be down
Me ,not sure ,when i get there
Mum ,Ile do you dinner ,what time will you be down
Me,not sure ,just leave it in the oven
Mum,ile do it for one then,is that OK?
Me,ime not sure it depends when i get up.
Mum,well what time will that be then........
Me
Sorry im with you mum on this one, she obviously wants to sit down to eat dinner as a family, and if you turn up after they have finished and yours is in the oven then you will eat alone.
I just want someone to give me a time when they want me, give me a time and ill be there. Used to pee me off when I was karting, I used to arrive at a track 200miles away with time to spare and one of my team mates would arrive an hour and a half late after the race has started
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