Will she be chuffed?
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lazyitus

Original Poster:

19,931 posts

296 months

Thursday 22nd December 2005
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I was unsure what to get the wife for Christmas.

With it being the festive season, I've got her a season ticket for Santa Pod.

slinky

15,704 posts

279 months

Thursday 22nd December 2005
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lazyitus said:
I was unsure what to get the wife for Christmas.

With it being the festive season, I've got her a season ticket for Santa Pod.


I think that's a bloody good present... but I would...

If I wasn't already going to be at all of the championship rounds this year, I'd say send it my way if she doesn't want it!!

oooh I do miss it already...

Bring on the crackling pipes!

slinky

JoolzB

3,549 posts

279 months

Thursday 22nd December 2005
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"WILL SHE BE CHUFFED?"

Does she like motor racing? I don't spose that that matters that much though as you could always use it if she want it, just a thought.

lazyitus

Original Poster:

19,931 posts

296 months

Thursday 22nd December 2005
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JoolzB said:
"WILL SHE BE CHUFFED?"

Does she like motor racing? I don't spose that that matters that much though as you could always use it if she want it, just a thought.


It was a cheap, pathetic joke utilising the word Santa.

The joke has not been effective hence people thinking I've actually purchased this gift. I haven't.

Sorry to have wasted your time.

t1grm

4,657 posts

314 months

Thursday 22nd December 2005
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lazyitus said:
JoolzB said:
"WILL SHE BE CHUFFED?"

Does she like motor racing? I don't spose that that matters that much though as you could always use it if she want it, just a thought.


It was a cheap, pathetic joke utilising the word Santa.

The joke has not been effective hence people thinking I've actually purchased this gift. I haven't.

Sorry to have wasted your time.


Sad thing was I didn't pick up on that until you posted the explanation.

Too subtle for me...

JoolzB

3,549 posts

279 months

Thursday 22nd December 2005
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lazyitus said:
The joke has not been effective hence people thinking I've actually purchased this gift. I haven't.

You nicked it

ZR1cliff

17,999 posts

279 months

Thursday 22nd December 2005
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Wasted on me aswell,



vixpy1

42,699 posts

294 months

Thursday 22nd December 2005
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How about a lifetime membership of the OXO club?

Ads-Northants

693 posts

251 months

Thursday 22nd December 2005
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I chuckled when I read it - then laughed out loud when folks were asking if Mrs Lazyitus liked racing

JoolzB

3,549 posts

279 months

Thursday 22nd December 2005
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Ads-Northants said:
I chuckled when I read it - then laughed out loud when folks were asking if Mrs Lazyitus liked racing

Yeah love jokes like that, I will be def be using it now as if it was one of my own.

slinky

15,704 posts

279 months

Thursday 22nd December 2005
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damn me and my drag racing obsession!

Santa Claus drag strip anyone?

ooh.. Ice racing... I like it!

slinky

Ads-Northants

693 posts

251 months

Thursday 22nd December 2005
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JoolzB said:
Ads-Northants said:
I chuckled when I read it - then laughed out loud when folks were asking if Mrs Lazyitus liked racing

Yeah love jokes like that, I will be def be using it now as if it was one of my own.



You sure you'll remember how to tell it properly?

JoolzB

3,549 posts

279 months

Thursday 22nd December 2005
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Ads-Northants said:
JoolzB said:
Ads-Northants said:
I chuckled when I read it - then laughed out loud when folks were asking if Mrs Lazyitus liked racing

Yeah love jokes like that, I will be def be using it now as if it was one of my own.



You sure you'll remember how to tell it properly?

No I always spoil jokes.

Ads-Northants

693 posts

251 months

Thursday 22nd December 2005
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JoolzB said:
Ads-Northants said:
JoolzB said:
Ads-Northants said:
I chuckled when I read it - then laughed out loud when folks were asking if Mrs Lazyitus liked racing

Yeah love jokes like that, I will be def be using it now as if it was one of my own.



You sure you'll remember how to tell it properly?

No I always spoil jokes.


I just forget the punchlines

JoolzB

3,549 posts

279 months

Thursday 22nd December 2005
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Ads-Northants said:
JoolzB said:
Ads-Northants said:
JoolzB said:
Ads-Northants said:
I chuckled when I read it - then laughed out loud when folks were asking if Mrs Lazyitus liked racing

Yeah love jokes like that, I will be def be using it now as if it was one of my own.



You sure you'll remember how to tell it properly?

No I always spoil jokes.


I just forget the punchlines

Yeah same but it won't deter me.

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

288 months

Thursday 22nd December 2005
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LMAO sadly I now get Lazy's jokes from the get go

alexkp

16,484 posts

274 months

Thursday 22nd December 2005
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That was possibly the weakest joke I have ever heard.