Things that sound 'dirty' at Christmas but aren't!...

[KingRichard]

Apologies in advance


I'm going to have a handful of nuts


Don't you do a terrific spread.


Its a little dry do you still want to eat it?


You can't tell these days if it's artificial or real


Would you like a bit of breast?


If I don't undo my pants i'll burst!


Fancy some stuffing?


You've still got a bit on your chin


How long will it take after you stick it in?


Tying the legs together keeps all the moisture inside.


I hope his sack is bulging this year...