Building the tallest towers on CH5 now.
Building the tallest towers on CH5 now.
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ZR1cliff

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279 months

Monday 2nd January 2006
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How the hell do you lift a 400 ton bridge 70 odd floors above ground level between the Petronas towers (sp)?.
With a "Jack"

DennisTheMenace

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298 months

Monday 2nd January 2006
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trolley jack and blocks of wood , plus a couple of axle stands for safety

GreenV8S

31,027 posts

314 months

Monday 2nd January 2006
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DennisTheMenace said:
plus a couple of axle stands for safety

FourWheelDrift

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314 months

Monday 2nd January 2006
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Maybe Jack's a really strong bloke.

DennisTheMenace

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298 months

Monday 2nd January 2006
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FourWheelDrift said:
Maybe Jack's a really strong bloke.


he loikes zider

JoolzB

3,549 posts

279 months

Monday 2nd January 2006
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I went to have a look at this on CH5 and I must have missed it as there was a larger than life bloke who looked like he weighed prob over 50 stones!

ZR1cliff

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17,999 posts

279 months

Monday 2nd January 2006
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JoolzB said:
I went to have a look at this on CH5 and I must have missed it as there was a larger than life bloke who looked like he weighed prob over 50 stones!


Hehe ,and the woman who had laid on the sofa for 6 years and become so obese that she couldnt move, her skin had welded to the fabric.

I think she died before they could amputate the sofa,poor woman.

JoolzB

3,549 posts

279 months

Monday 2nd January 2006
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ZR1cliff said:
JoolzB said:
I went to have a look at this on CH5 and I must have missed it as there was a larger than life bloke who looked like he weighed prob over 50 stones!


Hehe ,and the woman who had laid on the sofa for 6 years and become so obese that she couldnt move, her skin had welded to the fabric.

I think she died before they could amputate the sofa,poor woman.

Unfortunately[???] only caught the last 5 minutes or so but the bloke was massive.

6 years on the sofa!!!!!! She must have been an expert cook and antiques expert by the end of that. What did she do when the batterys ran out on her tv remote.

ZR1cliff

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17,999 posts

279 months

Monday 2nd January 2006
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JoolzB said:
ZR1cliff said:
JoolzB said:
I went to have a look at this on CH5 and I must have missed it as there was a larger than life bloke who looked like he weighed prob over 50 stones!


Hehe ,and the woman who had laid on the sofa for 6 years and become so obese that she couldnt move, her skin had welded to the fabric.

I think she died before they could amputate the sofa,poor woman.

Unfortunately[???] only caught the last 5 minutes or so but the bloke was massive.

6 years on the sofa!!!!!! She must have been an expert cook and antiques expert by the end of that. What did she do when the batterys ran out on her tv remote.


When they took out the back door frame to get half woman half sofa out they discoverd a hidden toilet area on the floor....well all over the floor
Perhaps she warmed the batteries up down her cleavage

JoolzB

3,549 posts

279 months

Monday 2nd January 2006
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ZR1cliff said:
When they took out the back door frame to get half woman half sofa out they discoverd a hidden toilet area on the floor....well all over the floor
Perhaps she warmed the batteries up down her cleavage

Hmmmm, well that daytime tv does get a bit addictive but there's no excuse for a woman to miss the pan.

ZR1cliff

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17,999 posts

279 months

Monday 2nd January 2006
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JoolzB said:
ZR1cliff said:
When they took out the back door frame to get half woman half sofa out they discoverd a hidden toilet area on the floor....well all over the floor
Perhaps she warmed the batteries up down her cleavage

Hmmmm, well that daytime tv does get a bit addictive but there's no excuse for a woman to miss the pan.


ZR1cliff

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279 months

Monday 2nd January 2006
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Gazboy said:
If she didn't move for 6 years, where did the money come from to feed the fat bitch?


Amongst the mess they found no end of soda bottles and sweet wrappers,how they fund their food addiction without working ile never know,but there are blokes that build their woman up in this way for their own love of BIGGGGG woman

JoolzB

3,549 posts

279 months

Monday 2nd January 2006
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ZR1cliff said:
Gazboy said:
If she didn't move for 6 years, where did the money come from to feed the fat bitch?


Amongst the mess they found no end of soda bottles and sweet wrappers,how they fund their food addiction without working ile never know,but there are blokes that build their woman up in this way for their own love of BIGGGGG woman

Yeah saw that prog, it was called Feeders or somein like that, some bloke had started his own interweb site up for people with the same fetish and was even building a new house for his 69 stone bloater with extra wide door etc. What a perv!

JoolzB

3,549 posts

279 months

Monday 2nd January 2006
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Gazboy said:
Weren't they yanks, she was laying/sitting/decomposing on the bed, with a TV hooked up- he was a creepy sod?

Yep that's the one. She ended up so large that she couldn't get off the bed and he fed her on bags of Maccey D's iirc.

JoolzB

3,549 posts

279 months

Tuesday 3rd January 2006
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Well it was impossible for him to penetrate so he just had to be content with a Tom.