'He's into cars, we'll get him this...'

[Twincam16]

Go on then, what car-themed horrors did your nearest and dearest get you for Christmas, assuming you'd like it? Anyone get the Mille Miglia socks-and-ale-tankard combo that M&S were flogging this year? Or a tedious DVD all about old MGs, apparently narrated by Robin Cook from beyond the grave, or worse - anything with Max Power on it?

I got off lightly - Ferrari aftershave. Looks suspiciously like brake fluid, smells OK but I don't know what I'd say if anyone asked me what it was...

[diddyman]

I was looking for a book all about supercars written by someone whose never been in one.

But unfortunately it's not been wirtten yet!

[towman]

My wife paid for me to spend 4 hours with "Jasmine".

Saved her from "doing her duty"

Money well spent I say.

AND NO, THIS IS NOT A WIND UP..

[EvoBarry]

I got given a microlight flight....

[diddyman]

towman said:

My wife paid for me to spend 4 hours with "Jasmine". Saved her from "doing her duty" Money well spent I say. AND NO, THIS IS NOT A WIND UP..

She the cleaning lady, Towy?

[Jaglover]

Twincam16 said:

I got off lightly - Ferrari aftershave. Looks suspiciously like brake fluid, smells OK but I don't know what I'd say if anyone asked me what it was...

Nothing car related for Christmas but my wife got me a very nice Jaguar cup for my birthday.

[towman]

diddyman said:

towman said: My wife paid for me to spend 4 hours with "Jasmine". Saved her from "doing her duty" Money well spent I say. AND NO, THIS IS NOT A WIND UP.. She the cleaning lady, Towy?

£250 and you`ll find out !!

[diddyman]

towman said:

diddyman said: towman said: My wife paid for me to spend 4 hours with "Jasmine". Saved her from "doing her duty" Money well spent I say. AND NO, THIS IS NOT A WIND UP.. She the cleaning lady, Towy? £250 and you`ll find out !!

Tell me now and I'll pay you on the 14th!

[vixpy1]

diddyman said:

towman said: diddyman said: towman said: My wife paid for me to spend 4 hours with "Jasmine". Saved her from "doing her duty" Money well spent I say. AND NO, THIS IS NOT A WIND UP.. She the cleaning lady, Towy? £250 and you`ll find out !! Tell me now and I'll pay you on the 14th!

Is this some kind of strange wife swapping club?

[Jaglover]

towman said:

£250 and you`ll find out !!

£250 for 4 hours!!, sounds like an old slapper

[towman]

vixpy1 said:

diddyman said: towman said: diddyman said: towman said: My wife paid for me to spend 4 hours with "Jasmine". Saved her from "doing her duty" Money well spent I say. AND NO, THIS IS NOT A WIND UP.. She the cleaning lady, Towy? £250 and you`ll find out !! Tell me now and I'll pay you on the 14th! Is this some kind of strange wife swapping club?

I`m sure Dids would be very happy to swap his strange wife.

[chassis 33]

No, but I got my dad the tankard and socks combo

The only car thing I got this year was a set of flex-head ratchet spanners
Regards
Iain

[towman]

Jaglover said:

towman said: £250 and you`ll find out !! £250 for 4 hours!!, sounds like an old slapper

22 year old bod, but more years of experience than I ever imagined!

[vixpy1]

towman said:

Jaglover said: towman said: £250 and you`ll find out !! £250 for 4 hours!!, sounds like an old slapper 22 year old bod, but more years of experience than I ever imagined!

So, 40 DOES go into 22 then..

[Petrol_noggin]

I got a 'boy racer' kit from my old neigbour, shes 90 and, bless her, she thought Id love an alloy tax disc holder, chrome shift knob and a 'turbo' keyring

[towman]

diddyman said:

Tell me now and I'll pay you on the 14th!

No you foolish person - you pay HER!

[vixpy1]

towman said:

diddyman said: Tell me now and I'll pay you on the 14th! No you foolish person - you pay HER!

PIMP

[diddyman]

towman said:

vixpy1 said: diddyman said: towman said: diddyman said: towman said: My wife paid for me to spend 4 hours with "Jasmine". Saved her from "doing her duty" Money well spent I say. AND NO, THIS IS NOT A WIND UP.. She the cleaning lady, Towy? £250 and you`ll find out !! Tell me now and I'll pay you on the 14th! Is this some kind of strange wife swapping club? I`m sure Dids would be very happy to swap his strange wife.

Indeed. And I'm prepared to accept less for her!

[towman]

diddyman said:

Tell me now and I'll pay you on the 14th!

No you foolish person - you pay HER!

[towman]

vixpy1 said:

towman said: Jaglover said: towman said: £250 and you`ll find out !! £250 for 4 hours!!, sounds like an old slapper 22 year old bod, but more years of experience than I ever imagined! So, 40 DOES go into 22 then..

45 actually!

old enough to be my daughter....bah blah bloody blah....

well I enjoyed it !