Is there any good news?.......
Is there any good news?.......
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father ted

Original Poster:

3,069 posts

277 months

Thursday 5th January 2006
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There are a lot of threads concerning sh1tty news.......


can you remember the last time you heard any really heart warming news?

here goes....

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how about?......nah!



we need a bit of sir Trev's 'and finally' (although he's retired)......or a fantasy good news thread

i.e. headlines like these

"Jesus has been reborn.....to save the world and slash fuel duty"

"drinking alcohol finally proved as being good for your health"

"new law passed to officially recognise the 'PH hour' "

"wives agree to 'statutory playstation time' "

"speed cameras to be abolished "

"crappy TV adverts to be 'zapped' by voting viewers"

"condescending politicians are made to wear the 'toilet seat of shame' around thier necks if policy promises not kept"

"life exists on other planets - it's friendly and wants to buy you a pint! "

feeling better already.















mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Thursday 5th January 2006
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I heard that Prescott had fallen out of an aeoplane, but it turned out to be a rumour...

Sorry.....

8Pack

5,182 posts

270 months

Thursday 5th January 2006
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Thrump!!!!.....

AAAarrgh! What was that big thump outside just now!



>> Edited by 8Pack on Thursday 5th January 03:09

chim_knee

12,689 posts

287 months

Thursday 5th January 2006
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The reason we don't hear any good news is, IMHO, because of 'Recreational Grieving' (c) TC16 2005

scared but happy

24,147 posts

259 months

Thursday 5th January 2006
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I tried 'Recreational Grieving' but I did not inhale

alfaman

6,416 posts

264 months

Thursday 5th January 2006
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Good news doesn't sell newspapers as well as bad news and disasters ......(e.g : you only hear the bad things about Iraq , and none of the successes .