17ft snow pen*s shocks locals
17ft snow pen*s shocks locals
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Jaglover

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Monday 9th January 2006
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Anononva said:
17ft snow pen*s shocks locals

Residents of a small Croatian town called police after waking up to find a 17-foot snow sculpture of a pen*s in the main square.

But police in the town of Karlovac who responded to the call saw the funny side and decided to let the ice willy melt naturally.

Student Nenad Rizvic, 21, who admitted to building the 'statue' with a group of friends, said: "We just wanted to make a slightly different kind of snowman."


xiphias

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Monday 9th January 2006
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Einion Yrth

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Monday 9th January 2006
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'pen*s'? things have come to a pretty pass when anatomically correct terms have to be 'bleeped' presumably to avoid offence.

Boosted Ls1

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Monday 9th January 2006
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Einion Yrth said:
'pen*s'? things have come to a pretty pass when anatomically correct terms have to be 'bleeped' presumably to avoid offence.


He meant penis

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Jaglover

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Monday 9th January 2006
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Einion Yrth said:
'pen*s'? things have come to a pretty pass when anatomically correct terms have to be 'bleeped' presumably to avoid offence.


I did it because I don't know the limits on swear words

I agree that it would not offend anyone

deltafox

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Monday 9th January 2006
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Boosted Ls1 said:
Einion Yrth said:
'pen*s'? things have come to a pretty pass when anatomically correct terms have to be 'bleeped' presumably to avoid offence.


He meant penis

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You meant cock.

timmy30

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Monday 9th January 2006
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Would 'todger' be acceptable?

minimax

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Monday 9th January 2006
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timmy30 said:
Would 'todger' be acceptable?


pork sword perhaps?

diddyman

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Monday 9th January 2006
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Einion Yrth said:
'pen*s'? things have come to a pretty pass when anatomically correct terms have to be 'bleeped' presumably to avoid offence.

Did you mean "come on a pretty ass"?

>> Edited by diddyman on Monday 9th January 17:52

timmy30

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Monday 9th January 2006
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I still think '17ft Electrified Cock Shocks Locals....' would have been a better story/ headline.

mybrainhurts

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Monday 9th January 2006
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Whoever posed for that must be frozen stiff.....

TheDarkSide

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Monday 9th January 2006
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minimax said:
timmy30 said:
Would 'todger' be acceptable?


pork sword perhaps?


Love Truncheon?

Come on chaps, this could run all day...

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

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Monday 9th January 2006
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mybrainhurts said:
Whoever posed for that must be frozen stiff.....


Yep, the cold always make mine smaller too

Boosted Ls1

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Monday 9th January 2006
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deltafox said:
Boosted Ls1 said:
Einion Yrth said:
'pen*s'? things have come to a pretty pass when anatomically correct terms have to be 'bleeped' presumably to avoid offence.


He meant penis

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You meant cock.


And now the thread takes it's inevitable tumble down the slippery slope thanks to DF!

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deltafox

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Monday 9th January 2006
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Always a pleasure to assist...

lockstock2sb

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Monday 9th January 2006
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I find nickname 'Skin Flute' to be popular with the ladies.... not!