Your mama is so fat.....

[F.M]

Your Mama is so fat she........

[kerfuffle]

makes nerv look slim?

[UncleDave]

Totally un-necessary comment, it's a medical problem

[danhay]

...When she haul's Ass she has to make 2 trips.

[UncleDave]

small objects orbit her.

[fido]

she needs planning permission from the council whenever she sits down

[Swilly]

...... she's a whole load of thin people trying to get out

[leftie]

.. and she would be, because every time I pop round to sh*g her she serves biscuits.

[theboyfold]

she puts her belt on with a boomerang

[F.M]

Her ass gets burned by the lightbulb when she rolls over!

[Jaglover]

kerfuffle said:

makes nerv look slim?

[nervous]

mental note to self: kill ben now.

[kneedowndeano]

Has a bleeping noise and the comment "Caution! Wide load reversing!" when she is about to sit down.