Bloody hire car agencies

[nervous]

alright, dont go on about it. struth.

[sleep envy]

eh? what happened to it??

[nervous]

ed if i know. youre the one with the hire car. have you tried looking outside?

[sleep envy]

The post has gone walkies.

Off to Germany next weekend and was having a grumble that Avis only hire 997's to the Krauts, grrrr...

[nervous]

i know! imagine not wantying to hire a car to a demented wop. whatevers the world coming to?

[sleep envy]

They offered me a lavender 996 but I told them I'd rather go by skateboard

[nervous]

thats not fair. your 205 isnt as structurally sound as a skateboard.

[sleep envy]

nervous said:

thats not fair

told you to buy a 993

[nervous]

i cant buy any car that was named after the year A.D. the interior was designed.

[sleep envy]

Are you refering to an interior in which the heater controls work

[nervous]

yes. but then the state of the art technology of the 993 heater will always work. candles rarely run out.