I am, frankly, shocked!
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I recently moved sarf, and the culture shock of listening to the gossip in the office is frankly disturbing me!
during one of the many discussions the girls have here about relationships and other verbal detritus the secretary mentioned that she was asked out by her current boyfriend over the phone with the phrase: "are you going to come over and nosh us off then?" I don't know what's worse - that he asked or that she thought it was acceptable and agreed!
what's more, another girl said that it was normal for chaps to ask her for some "cock action" when partying of an evening!
...I don't consider myself a shockable character but this has left me frankly wondrous at the quality of the people we employ!
so it got me thinking, what's the worst line or most outrageous thing someone has said to you in order to get you in the sack?
do your worst....
during one of the many discussions the girls have here about relationships and other verbal detritus the secretary mentioned that she was asked out by her current boyfriend over the phone with the phrase: "are you going to come over and nosh us off then?" I don't know what's worse - that he asked or that she thought it was acceptable and agreed!
what's more, another girl said that it was normal for chaps to ask her for some "cock action" when partying of an evening!
...I don't consider myself a shockable character but this has left me frankly wondrous at the quality of the people we employ! so it got me thinking, what's the worst line or most outrageous thing someone has said to you in order to get you in the sack?
do your worst....
just as the bill comes at a restaurent. 
No has said anything bad to me but I do have a habit of saying outragous things to ladies when I get a bit drunk.
Classics have been
Will you choke me ?
Would you shit in my mouth ?, no ?, ok piss on me and we will call it quits
would you bite me til I bleed ?.
You would be amazed at how many women actually find it funny ( abeit slightly shocking ) and will then chat away to you.
Friend from the rugby club classics are
I bet with tits like that you don't get many people talking to your face
Him. How much to sleep with you ?
Her. one pound more thsn you have got
Him. can you lend me a quid
Walks up to women with no watch on and asks for the time, they say they don't know only for them to realise he is standing there with his cock out and a watch around it.
Please note these are not the general conversations we have but more rugby tour events when you are feeling more "liberated".
Classics have been
Will you choke me ?
Would you shit in my mouth ?, no ?, ok piss on me and we will call it quits
would you bite me til I bleed ?.
You would be amazed at how many women actually find it funny ( abeit slightly shocking ) and will then chat away to you.
Friend from the rugby club classics are
I bet with tits like that you don't get many people talking to your face
Him. How much to sleep with you ?
Her. one pound more thsn you have got
Him. can you lend me a quid
Walks up to women with no watch on and asks for the time, they say they don't know only for them to realise he is standing there with his cock out and a watch around it.
Please note these are not the general conversations we have but more rugby tour events when you are feeling more "liberated".
Harry Flashman said:
Chap – your office sounds different. That’s definitely not acceptable office chat…
i'm in a bit of a stress at the moment with a case and am switching between it and wondering what to do about this..i've not been responsible for staff (other than admin/secretaries) for long - 6 months and so my management experience is not top drawer yet...
trouble is i've only been here in this particular office for 4 weeks and torn between not wishing to cause resentment but at the same time wishing to clamp down on some of the language in the office, particularly since it's a customer facing office..
Gazboy said:
The only time I encounter/overhear any tripe like that is when I pop into Watford Asda- which is the scummiest part of the scummiest town in the South. Except for Minimax's office, that is...
the girls concerned are from rainham and dagenham respectively and are currently displaced quite some distance from their roots..I say girls, one of them is 35 and stretching that definition a little
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