Chuck Norris Facts

[rdhawkins]

Apologies if done before, search is not available at the moment.

Chuck Norris Facts

My favourite is:

"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live."

Safe for work btw.

[Andy Mac]

Chuck Norris.. Hmmm...

[Jaglover]

"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean."

[TonyHetherington]

Andy Mac said:

Chuck Norris.. Hmmm...

do you fancy him?

[Nick P]

isn't he on Coronation street?

[r988]

It's been posted before, a bizarre yet strangely amusing list.

[TonyHetherington]

Chuck Norris can divide by 0

[neil.b]

It was me! It was me! I posted it first!

My personal favourite is "Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs." Kills me every time I read that....



Also in the same vein; www.rosskemp.co.uk

(though it appears not to be working at the moment - wonder if the big guy himself has visited the author and done that bug-eyed menacing stare at him until he turned the server off?)

[Jaglover]

"Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. "

[Trooper2]

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Marbles 'N' Gravel.

[Andy Mac]

TonyHetherington said:

Andy Mac said: Chuck Norris.. Hmmm... do you fancy him?

Not that I'm aware of.. It's one of those silly lists that did the rounds ages ago. It's still not funny!

[eccles]

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

[anonymous-user]

neil.b said:

wonder if the big guy himself has visited the author and done that bug-eyed menacing stare at him until he turned the server off?)

More likely Kemp's wife gave the author a slap!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radi

[TonyHetherington]

Andy Mac said:

TonyHetherington said: Andy Mac said: Chuck Norris.. Hmmm... do you fancy him? Not that I'm aware of.. It's one of those silly lists that did the rounds ages ago. It's still not funny!

sorry i was being fasecious (how do you spell that?). The "hmmmm" i read as "mmmmmm " rather than "hmmmmm "

[rdhawkins]

Andy Mac said:

TonyHetherington said: Andy Mac said: Chuck Norris.. Hmmm... do you fancy him? Not that I'm aware of.. It's one of those silly lists that did the rounds ages ago. It's still not funny!

As I said, tried to do the right thing and search for 'Chuck' or 'Norris' but I guess the man himself had roundhouse-kicked Teds search section

[Code Monkey]

hmm going to show age here i think

who is chuck norris?

[nervous]

neil.b said:

It was me! It was me! I posted it first! My personal favourite is "Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs." Kills me every time I read that....

strangest thing, i remembered that you posted that but not half the stuff on it

[humpbackmaniac]

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.


What was his best real quote about "not being the hardest man on earth but fighting the hardest men on earth and retiring undefeated"

He the man.

[forever_driving]

Chuck responded to this website in an incredibly dull way (and manages to plug two of his books)

www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

[TheDarkSide]

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.