Mixed up or broken Sayings

[tinman0]

can lead a camel to water, but can't make it do somersaults

your turn....

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

You've made your mountain & now you've got to lie on it.

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

(my mate's dad actually said that to him)

[Balmoral Green]

Dont come running to me when your crying over spilt milk you'd look well wouldn't you don't do anything I wouldn't do well you wouldn't would you if god had intended us to he'd have given us wings.

[MrsRotty]

It's an ill wind that gives a dog a bad name...

[MrsRotty]

A bird in the hand spoils the broth.

[Petrol_noggin]

a stitch in time throws the cat amongst the pidgeons

[touchingcloth]

You can take the girl out of essex, its worth one in the hand.

[lexie]

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

You've made your mountain & now you've got to lie on it.

As an alternative, you've had your cake so shall you lie upon it.
(my dad says that occaisionally)

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

lexie said:

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said: You've made your mountain & now you've got to lie on it. As an alternative, you've had your cake so shall you lie upon it. (my dad says that occaisionally)

Crumbs!!

[gasblaster]

Too many cooks flock together

A stich in time is better than one in the bush

Many hands gather no moss

Birds of a feather spoil the broth

A bird in the hand saves nine

A rolling stone makes lights work

Pick a peck of seashells by the seashore

Sue sells pickled peppers

Spare the rod before you leap

Look before you spoil the child

He who hesitates catches the worm

The early bird is lost

getting bored now

[Pat H]

I once dated a girl known for charms other than her intellect.

She once rather modestly described herself as being

"as interesting as two short planks"

I had to agree

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

Pat H said:

I once dated a girl known for charms other than her intellect. She once rather modestly described herself as being "as interesting as two short planks" I had to agree

..did you get splinters?

[wedg1e]

One in a bird's bush is better than two in the hand...

[Simonelite501]

In the boating world, there is a saying:
"There's a fine line between a Fisherman & a Wer sat on a river bank"
A freind of mine who is more than a little tightly wound, once confronted an angler with a slightly mixed up version. He said "There's a fine line between a fisherman and a Wer and YOU'RE IT!" Fists started flying shortly after!

[gazzab]

I'm building bridges to break them.

[Fortjefferson]

dose the Pope shit in the woods.

[mybrainhurts]

All work and no play makes vixpy want a bird in the bush....

[petros]

You can lead a horse to water, but it's a bastard to get it to do the backstroke.

[R&J]

"as flat as a Dodo", (my wife refering to the battery on her car, a few years back)my laughter didn't help the situation.

I suppose that leaves us "as dead as a pancake"