Change of lifestyle

[trumpet600]

I feel I'm growing up now and want to show this in how I present myself.

I'm fed up of being a seven stone weakling, driving around in my Nova wearing a cardigan.

Changes have to be made.

I had been thinking about buying a red British sports car, buying a singlet and joining a gym.

I would appreciate your advise

[tomtvr]

how old are you? im 20 and only weight 9 1/2 - been thinking recently i need to pump some iron.

[B17NNS]

trumpet600 said:

drink beer and smoke tabs, the laydees love it.

[Petrol_noggin]

it could suit you.....

[trumpet600]

tomtvr said:

how old are you? im 20 and only weight 9 1/2 - been thinking recently i need to pump some iron.

I'm 41 and my mother will kill me if she found out I was up this late

[trumpet600]

Petrol_noggin said:

it could suit you.....

mmmmmmmmm. this style could be a hit with the ladies.

It's worth considering

[trumpet600]

trumpet600 said:

Petrol_noggin said: it could suit you..... mmmmmmmmm. this style could be a hit with the ladies. It's worth considering

I notice that Hush Puppies appear to part of the 'style' I wish to achieve. That good news 'cos thats what my mum buys me anyway!

[alfaman]

trumpet600 said:

trumpet600 said: Petrol_noggin said: it could suit you..... mmmmmmmmm. this style could be a hit with the ladies. It's worth considering I notice that Hush Puppies appear to part of the 'style' I wish to achieve. That good news 'cos thats what my mum buys me anyway!

I must buy some trousers that zip-off to make rather long shorts ...... its "de-rigeur" at Paris Fashion week apparently.

( ..... or is that Burnley Fashion Week ...... by 'eck ! )

[xiphias]

I get the feeling there may be a few unhappy site moderators/owners in the morning...

[aldi]

Perhaps you could try smoking a pipe?

[srebbe64]

trumpet600 said:

I feel I'm growing up now and want to show this in how I present myself. I'm fed up of being a seven stone weakling, driving around in my Nova wearing a cardigan.

How does your car wear a cardigan, exactly? I'd pay to see that!

[alfaman]

trumpet600 said:

I'm fed up of being a seven stone weakling, driving around in my Nova wearing a cardigan. Changes have to be made.

[Rocky-horror-show-voice] In just 7 days I can make you a maaaaaaaan !!![voice-off]

[anonymous-user]

Petrol_noggin said:

it could suit you.....

That's not a singlet. That's a vest!

[trumpet600]

srebbe64 said:

trumpet600 said: I feel I'm growing up now and want to show this in how I present myself. I'm fed up of being a seven stone weakling, driving around in my Nova wearing a cardigan. How does your car wear a cardigan, exactly? I'd pay to see that!

Once my mums Hillman Imp is in the garage, there's no room for my Nova. So she knitted it an overcoat in the shape of a cardigan.

Caring like that, is my mum

[pesty]

first tip, Don't use words like singlet!

[mybrainhurts]

trumpet600 said:

I would appreciate your advise

I advise you to ask for advice......

[8Pack]

Advice recieved is always betteur than advise given M'sieur...

[mybrainhurts]

Gazboy said:

unrepentant said: Petrol_noggin said: it could suit you..... That's not a singlet. That's a vest! That looks fricking freezing!

It's OK...global warming will be along in a minute.

[muley]

Well, as a start you could put the cardigan on back to front.

[kerfuffle]

Or try the old 'pushing your biceps up while folding your arms' trick. While wearing a wife beater, naturally.