The receipt says £3.99, but......................

[Carrera2]

............what were the items?

Anyone care to guess?

[GKP]

Premium bonds?

[Nick P]

Carrera2 said:

............what were the items? Anyone care to guess?

empty Nivea jars?

[timmy30]

Kleenex?

[B17NNS]

Nick P said:

empty Nivea jars?

[neil.b]

Was it a bag of self-righteousness?

[nervous]

a high horse?

[Carrera2]

No it was a paintbrush and some screws.

OK?

[Nick P]

Carrera2 said:

No it was a paintbrush and some screws. OK?

you've just wasted another 37 minutes of my life

[Plotloss]

Carrera2 said:

............what were the items? Anyone care to guess?

A copy of the highly acclaimed manual 101 ways to remove the smell of prawns from your door handles by Mary Likeawellytop
Spy Monthly, Febuary Edition
3 Mojo Chews (Mint)

[puggit]

[neil.b]

I preferred the fantas....i mean...story about The Cleaner And The Bean.

2/10, must try harder.

[Carrera2]

Plotloss said:

Likeawellytop

Boy that's good.

[nervous]

Carrera2 said:

Plotloss said: Likeawellytop Boy that's good.

hell, even as a girl that would be fun.

[eccles]

a full colour with surround sound web cam......wired into a dvd recorder, and a box of blank dvd's.

[jagdpanther]

cheap onion bajis and economy loo roll?