I've had one cup of tea in my life

[glocko]

Following on from the coffee thread...
I've tasted tea once when I was about 9, hated it...spat it out, now find it annoying to make it for others as it 'smells'.
Am I on my own here in a nation of tealovers???

COFFEE??? stronger the better!!!!

[foggy]

Nope, not completely on your lonesome. In my 25 years on this planet I've never drank a full cup of tea or coffee. Tried tea once, decided it was manky, and my old German teacher's coffee breath was enough to put me off the stuff for life.

[MGBGT]

Not likely, Glocko! I make a mean cup of char, but never allow a drop of 'Satan's Widdle' near my gob!

Whittard's is my playground - world coffees at supermarket prices. Vietnamese fine roast is one I love as it tastes as good as it smells.

Sunday morning, with bacon and eggs frying, toast toasting and the perky copulator exuding VFR's smoky aroma round the house - it's the definition of an olfactory orgasm...

Tea? I wouldn't use it to put out a fire...!

[edtvr]

What a strange bunch you are?
I can't even put my socks on in the morning without having a cup of tea.
Love it have about 10 cups a d---------------ay.
Ooops sorry had to stop typing to sip me tea

[scared but happy]

My mother always had a hot teapot on the table. But I cannot stand the stuff it makes me . Coffee on the otherhand is

[diddyman]

tea - the devil's urine...

[zeetacoe]

does lemon tea count?

[stone]

zeetacoe said:

does lemon tea count?

[B17NNS]

mug of tea and a bacon butty

[tinman0]

glocko said:

Following on from the coffee thread... I've tasted tea once when I was about 9, hated it...spat it out, now find it annoying to make it for others as it 'smells'. Am I on my own here in a nation of tealovers??? COFFEE??? stronger the better!!!!

i've had around 10-11 cups of tea today. even got one with my can of boddies.

if you want a crazy moment, drink 4 cups of tea one after another. it makes you as wired as hell and then you get to spend the following hour in the toilet.

[nicecupoftea]

[Mr Whippy]

B17NNS said:

mug of tea and a bacon butty

Mmmmm, yup, perfect!

Big cup, strong brew, one heaped sugar, just enough milk, and then bacon, fried to perfection in fresh white baps with no butter!!!



Dave

[Pigeon]

I don't drink cups of tea. I drink pots of tea. Can't start the day properly without a pot of nice strong tea. I get pissed off if anyone else wants a cup of tea out of the pot, and end up making more so I can get the required dose.

Coffee comes in cups when I can't be arsed to make a pot of tea, or a couple of hours before I go to bed so its diuretic properties enable me to get the pissing over with before I go to bed instead of having to get up in the night for it.

[imperialism2024]

I think I can count the number of times I've had tea on one hand. Usually when I'm very sick and it's almost poured down my throat...

[mybrainhurts]

diddyman said:

tea - the devil's urine...

What he said....

[8Pack]

mybrainhurts said:

diddyman said: tea - the devil's urine... What he said....

Eeee! 'am suprised at thee lad!........Nowt 'rong wi' a gradley pot o' Masserwatti!......

[MrsRotty]

MrRotty hates tea - but makes the best cuppa in our house! So, when a cuppa is required he is banished to the kitchen. Many theories abound as to why a tea-hater makes the best tea, but he claims it's down to his superior brainwave pattern.....

[alexkp]

Tea is vile. I'd rater drink hot dishwater tbh.

Never understood the appeal.

Each to their own.

[Yugguy]

I dunno about tea or coffee but I think I am the one person in Britian, besides those who avoid it for religious reasons, who can't stand pig meat.

I find bacon too salty and pork to taste like off chicken.

[r988]

Used to drink tea all the time, now only green tea and even then only a little otherwise I get nauseous.