Achieving Inner Peace

[alfaman]

I've been a bit stressed and depressed recently but fortunately came across an article on how to relax and unwind. By following the simple advice I read in the article, I have finally found inner peace.



The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started".




So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished .............. and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake, and a box of chocolates.




You have no idea how bloody good I feel!

[r988]

wait until tommorrow morning to see how bad you feel then

[john75]

alfaman said:

So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished .............. and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how bloody good I feel!

Did you wake up in hospital ?

[ukbob]

john75 said:

alfaman said: So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished .............. and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how bloody good I feel! Did you wake up in hospital ?

He just needs a nice nurse to finish him off, then he'll be sorted!