"The Perfect Penis" (Ch 4 prog last night, no pics)
"The Perfect Penis" (Ch 4 prog last night, no pics)
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TonyHetherington

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32,091 posts

281 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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Anyone else see it?! I was truly surprised at the extremes some would go to. The guy called Mike, I think it was, had literally injected silicon into his balls/penis to make them HUGE. As in 2ft circumference round his testicles! He was then unable to have penetrative sex (or oral sex) but he said the 'buzz' in doing it outweighed his want for sex. He seemed so excited about it, also!

The Miami guy seemed a really sensible bloke, and I was surprised he went through such an operation as nothing was particularly abnormal (in fact, all was very well indeed). In complete contrast to the guy who had neither penis nor vagina, where 'corrective' surgery such as that I can understand.

I guess it's no different in it's effect to the individual as a woman having her boobs enlarged (the doc last night was saying that it has the same "make you feel good" effect).

Anyhow, thought I'd bring up the topic as I found it quite interesting and was curious of the PH collective view...?!

simpo two

93,029 posts

296 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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No, I don't know where in England yuo can get it done

GregE240

10,857 posts

298 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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Nope, I watched that Manc cop prog on BBC1, and v good it was too.

Yugguy

10,728 posts

266 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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There ain't no way I'd let a scalpel anywhere near the enormously huge fella. He's fine as he is.

>> Edited by Yugguy on Tuesday 31st January 09:13

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

263 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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I made the mistake of asking at work whether anyone else saw this last night.
I went straight into out offices 'gay quote book'
Anyway surreal wasn't it?
When he whacked out his tackle at the end I assumed it was to demonstrate what could go horribly wrong but he was proud of it FFS?
Crazy.

scared but happy

24,147 posts

260 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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Yugguy said:
There ain't no way I'd let a scalpel anywhere near the little fella. He's fine as he is.

Bad choice of words?

F.M

5,816 posts

251 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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I could do with a reduction operation...!

Yugguy

10,728 posts

266 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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scared but happy said:
Yugguy said:
There ain't no way I'd let a scalpel anywhere near the little fella. He's fine as he is.

Bad choice of words?


Now you know you've misquoted me there...

marki

15,763 posts

301 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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simpo two said:
No, I don't know where in England yuo can get it done



blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

263 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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Yugguy said:
scared but happy said:
Yugguy said:
There ain't no way I'd let a scalpel anywhere near the little fella. He's fine as he is.

Bad choice of words?


Now you know you've misquoted me there...


Very good!

TonyHetherington

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32,091 posts

281 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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GregE240 said:
Nope, I watched that Manc cop prog on BBC1, and v good it was too.


Feck! I like programs like that!

Ah well, back to the penis thing (no, it's not because I'm curious at all that I brought up the subject!)...it's because I was so surprised at the extremeties. The guy with the huge huge huge sack/cock was so extremely proud of it. At the end, the "where are they now" text said he was feeling unwell and one possibility was a silicone clot in his body.

One thing I did find interesting was that the 'stetched' length when soft is the equivalent of it's erect length. As I'm sure many guys know already, the size when 'normal' has no bearing whatsoever on the erect size.

Of course they interviewed women asking if size mattered and most said no. An old friend of mine was renowned for being "huge" and he said it was really horrible; girls were scared to sleep with him (for fear of it hurting) and even if they tried, invariably it was too big and as such less erotic than it was just an exercise in trying to physically do it!

ProPlus

3,810 posts

271 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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Thought it was hilarious....

Hand across 4k, they cut the tendon attaching it to your pelvic bone, and they humiliate you and make sure you can't leave the house much by making you hang weights off it for 8 hours a day for 8 months.

Under some circumstances I can see why people do it, but the guy in florida, what a vain tt...... Even when asking the opinion of others, the women said 'why' and his mate said 'you'll start a trend and everyone in the class will want one'... WTF!!!

Personally I think if a 23yr old can afford to live where he does, drive that bling mobile, afford the 11k for the operations and be a student........ his rich mummy and daddy are gonna be well pissed when they see that program and learn were their money is going!!

Mister mark...... don't even start me on him, what a complete freak... enough said.

Forgot to add the best bit was the were are they now and the doc's appeared and he is building his own mansion and specially built garage to house his 2 RR, presumable paid for by people like the miami guy....

>> Edited by ProPlus on Tuesday 31st January 09:22

pagey

1,372 posts

265 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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TonyHetherington said:
Anyone else see it?!




The Mrs said we didn't need to watch it - Mine is perfect as it is

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

263 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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I think all the girls saying size wasn't important was a bit of a fix.
If they'd interviewed any 'slag' they would definitely have said that size IS important and we all know the statistic that 42% of women between the age of 18 and 25 are slags don't we?






tonyvid

9,889 posts

274 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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I recorded it to watch when feeling strong and maybe hide behind the sofa at cringy bits

Ecks Ridgehead

4,285 posts

259 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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ProPlus said:
Personally I think if a 23yr old can afford to live where he does, drive that bling mobile, afford the 11k for the operations and be a student........ then he doesn't need to worry about what his nob looks like as he's going to get laid anyway

gbbird

5,197 posts

275 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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I watched this with the gf and was amazed at the 'issue' some blokes have with this sort of thing. Did get bored near the end though and decided to go to bed

Yugguy

10,728 posts

266 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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Well exactly.

marki

15,763 posts

301 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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TonyHetherington said:
GregE240 said:
Nope, I watched that Manc cop prog on BBC1, and v good it was too.


Feck! I like programs like that!

Ah well, back to the penis thing (no, it's not because I'm curious at all that I brought up the subject!)...



Maybe Vispy knows

chrisgr31

14,292 posts

286 months

Tuesday 31st January 2006
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I saw some of it, but feel asleep so missed the bit about the 2ft circumference mentioned above.

Does slightly puzzle me why one should be so anxious unless it is so small one can't perform. After all it is like a ladys breasts where the size is evident whether dressed or not. Only (in most cases) a limited number of people are going to see it, so why get so worried?

By the way whats the name and number of the surgeon?