So if my cat owned all my cars?!

[Splodge S4]

Over dinner last night, supping wine & a few beers we joked that we should put our old van in the cats name as shes the only one that sits in it. This then led to a conversation about if she owned all the cars, in the name of Banji Hagan, theres no where you have to declare shes a cat, will the DVLA will issue the V5's in her name!?

Now the good bit, if she recieves a speed ticket, of course she wasnt driving, she would have to disclose who was driving? she cant talk?! What would happen? Suddenly the conversation was slightly more serious...anyone thought of this before? Whats the cat-ches?

[Nick P]

this thread has no purpaws whatsoever.....it should be locked in a whisker

[diddyman]

Nick P said:

this thread has no purpaws whatsoever

Ooooo, catty.

[leosayer]

I think there's a claws in the V5 which says that the vehicle must be owned by a human.

[hugoagogo]

I have a feline it's not allowed

[ZR1cliff]

Furget it before you feline foul of the law.

[diddyman]

What car is it? A unimog?

[diddyman]

Tabby honest I think you should do it.

[Nick P]

i think you lot are just milking it now......it was a purrfectly decent question to begin with

[ZR1cliff]

diddyman said:

Tabby honest I think you should do it.

[ukbob]

diddyman said:

Nick P said: this thread has no purpaws whatsoever Ooooo, catty.

Makes you arch your back in disgust just thinking what some people think they can get away with. The bib will suss out a fishy story eventually, and come padding on yer door when they do. Best bin the idea chum and make it hissssstory.

[diddyman]

ukbob said:

...hissssstory.

hissssstory?

It's a cat, not a snake...

[tinman0]

Splodge S4 said:

This then led to a conversation about if she owned all the cars

she already does. you just don't know it.

[Nick P]

this thread is littered with pawful jokes.....

[Splodge S4]

leosayer said:

I think there's a claws in the V5 which says that the vehicle must be owned by a human.

I cant ever remember seeing it? I havnt looked to be fair! I just need to teach her to sign her name & were away....

On a serious note I think i will try signing the van over to her, its off the road & basically dead anyway, i'll let you know if i get the V5 in her name, cheers fur the comments so far!

[Parrot of Doom]

Sounds like a good idea, it would take them a while to kitten on to it.

[ukbob]

diddyman said:

ukbob said: ...hissssstory. hissssstory? It's a cat, not a snake...

Shut it, or I'll cock my leg on those curtain material trousers you're wearing...

[Nick P]

ukbob said:

diddyman said: ukbob said: ...hissssstory. hissssstory? It's a cat, not a snake... Shut it, or I'll cock my leg on those curtain material trousers you're wearing...

oooohhhh...someones marking their territory :meeeoow:

[diddyman]

ukbob said:

diddyman said: ukbob said: ...hissssstory. hissssstory? It's a cat, not a snake... Shut it, or I'll cock my leg on those curtain material trousers you're wearing...

So you're a dog now...?

And it's deck chair material, thank you.

[Splodge S4]

Anyways, it's an interesting thought, but it would be a 'cat'astrophe if I were caught...