Govt defeated in commons vote on Religious hatred bill

[tallbloke]

LOL! Free speech rides again.
Tell the religious joke of your choice below.

>> Edited by tallbloke on Tuesday 31st January 20:29

[BliarOut]

A mormon goes in to a bar and says in a heavy Utah drawl "Bartender, I'd like your finest port". The barman replies "It's Dover, now off"

[tallbloke]

A van load of travellers crash and die in their 6 wheeler transit and show up at the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks worried and goes to check it out with God.
"We've got a bunch of pikey's wanting to come in" he says
"Well get rid of them FFS" says God
A minute later ST Peter comes running back again shouting:
"God! They've gone they've gone!"
"What, the travellers?" Enquires God
"No" Replies St Peter, "The feckin Pearly Gates!"

Lets see now. Anti religious: Check.
Anti ethnic minority: Check.
Anti disadvantaged group: Check.

[paulie-mafia]

Two nuns are driving along one night, when the Devil jumps into the road in front of them, almost causing an accident as they swerve to miss him.

"Show him your cross!" says Passenger Nun;

"GET OUT OF THE F**KING ROAD YOU C*NT!" shouts the other one...

[alexkp]

There is a big difference between an offensive (or not) joke, and encouraging others to bomb, kill and maim by supporting terrorists or strapping semtex to themselves.

[lv2spd]

So, if you were bitten by a jewish dog, would you catch rabbis?

[Yertis]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

No, I don't get that one...

[paulie-mafia]

Yertis said:

anonymous said: [redacted] No, I don't get that one...

>> Edited by paulie-mafia on Tuesday 31st January 22:31

[mybrainhurts]

Irishman to Jewish man, as they walk out of Moss Side.....

To be sure, Arial, whoi do yer cross yerself when yer're not a Catholic...?

Ayy vay Patrick, I'm not crossing myself...just making sure I've not had anything nicked in that evil place...

Ah, to be sure, to be sure...but what were yer checkin'....?

The important stuff, Paddy, the important stuff....Spectacles...Testicles...Pocket Watch......Wallet.

[v8 westy]

tory chief whip to labour chief whip-

no we are not too interested in the religous hatred bill, cant be arsed really!

labour whip-well thats alright then, his royal tonyness wanted the day off anyway!

the knobbers fell for that one!

cheers cameron