Slip of the tongue,cant believe i just said that.

[ZR1cliff]

Last night after work i filled the cab up at the regular fuel station,there is either a girl working or a bloke,who just happens to be as "gay as you like" after a brief chat with him and collecting my reciept i turned away to say.
"Night Darling" .. ,how the hell did that come out,what was i thinking

Anyone else for an embarrasing slip of the tongue.

>> Edited by ZR1cliff on Wednesday 1st February 14:57

[tonyvid]

just don't mention slippery tongues to him!

[dick dastardly]

In a recent email to a client of ours, an NHS Mental Health Trust, instead of signing off 'Kindest regards' I wrote 'Kindest retards'. I hope they don't read them too thoroughly.

[UncleDave]

That is a good one..

[ZR1cliff]

dick dastardly said:

In a recent email to a client of ours, an NHS Mental Health Trust, instead of signing off 'Kindest regards' I wrote 'Kindest retards'. I hope they don't read them too thoroughly.

Brilliant ,i dont feel to bad now.

[Timmy30]

"Kindest retards"

If they do read that there going think you're a right bastard!

[ZR1cliff]

Timmy30 said:

"Kindest retards" If they do read that there going think you're a right bastard!

Dick Bastardly no less.

[J-Skid]

I once got an agreement signed that had a rather amusing typo

"Double-counting" lost the "o" and became "Double-ting"

Oooops

[Timmy30]

J-Skid said:

I once got an agreement signed that had a rather amusing typo "Double-counting" lost the "o" and became "Double-ting" Oooops

Was it an apology from your Council over double ing your council tax?

[Don]

Funniest one I've seen in my work:

Shitdown in 5 seconds.
Shitdown in 4 seconds.
Shitdown in 3 seconds.
Shitdown in 2 seconds.
Shitdown in 1 seconds.
Shitdown.

[TonyHetherington]

I regularly send rude texts late at night, exclaiming I really want to 'duck' them

[Yugguy]

I once proofread a g/fs thesis at Uni, she made extensive quotes from someone called Cynthia something, but somehow had managed to configure her autocorrect in Word to correct it to Cunthia.

[srebbe64]

ZR1cliff said:

Last night after work i filled the cab up at the regular fuel station,there is either a girl working or a bloke,who just happens to be as "gay as you like" after a brief chat with him and collecting my reciept i turned away to say. "Night Darling" .. ,how the hell did that come out,what was i thinking Anyone else for an embarrasing slip of the tongue. >> Edited by ZR1cliff on Wednesday 1st February 14:57

I'm sure there's something going on in your subconscious for this to have happened. Chances are that you're a little bit gay, and this "knee-jerk" (subliminal) response was simply coming from the part of your brain which you try and keep hidden.

[mastiff]

Only this morning, I meant to say, to my wife "Thank you for the tea and toast dear" and what actually came out was "How did I manage to wind up with an ugly old mare like you".

Terrible when it happens!!

[pdV6]

In my youth as a student apprentice, one task we had to do during training was to host a formal dinner for some bigwigs in the (rather large) company. My little part in the proceedings was to announce said bigwigs as they arrived.

The biggest bigwig we were expecting duly arrived.
Quick check it was the right guy ("Bill Campbell" - check) and I proudly announced in my best parade ground voice:

"Ladies and gentlemen, Don Campbell"

Him: "That would be tricky, he's been dead since 1967"

D'oh!

[SpaceCowboy]

My Mum & her best mate often make appointments to have their hair cut together. My Mum often recalls with glee the time her mate asked for "a cut and blowjob."

One of my colleagues once sent a letter out headed "WITH PREJUDICE".

[ZR1cliff]

srebbe64 said:

ZR1cliff said: Last night after work i filled the cab up at the regular fuel station,there is either a girl working or a bloke,who just happens to be as "gay as you like" after a brief chat with him and collecting my reciept i turned away to say. "Night Darling" .. ,how the hell did that come out,what was i thinking Anyone else for an embarrasing slip of the tongue. >> Edited by ZR1cliff on Wednesday 1st February 14:57 I'm sure there's something going on in your subconscious for this to have happened. Chances are that you're a little bit gay, and this "knee-jerk" (subliminal) response was simply coming from the part of your brain which you try and keep hidden.

Damn,thats what a girl once meant when she said ime a "mans man"

[touchingcloth]

ZR1cliff said:

Last night after work i filled the cab up at the regular fuel station,there is either a girl working or a bloke,who just happens to be as "gay as you like" after a brief chat with him and collecting my reciept i turned away to say. "Night Darling" .. ,how the hell did that come out,what was i thinking Anyone else for an embarrasing slip of the tongue. >> Edited by ZR1cliff on Wednesday 1st February 14:57

Only way to deal with this is to confidently carry on as if you meant it. Next time he is on may I suggest a Uniform and large moustache............... that should do the trick.







>> Edited by touchingcloth on Wednesday 1st February 15:26

[nervous]

dont slouch Darling.

[EmmaP]

I once said c*nt during a lecture I was delivering on Walker Evans and Robert Frank. No one flinched. Neither did I.

Said to a group of students on my first day with them that their head of course was 'delicious'. I said, "Oh my word! I don't know where that came from." We all laughed about it because delicious is probably the last word that anyone would use to describe him.