Daily Mail Headline Generator

[hugoagogo]

apologies if posted before

COULD ASYLUM SEEKERS INFECT THE MEMORY OF DIANA WITH AIDS?

DO GYPSIES IMPREGNATE BRITIAN'S SWANS?

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[wolves_wanderer]

I like the Blunkett Policy generator:

Give Muslims a 'Citizenship Test', and then jail them.

Detain children indefinitely under the Terrorism Act, and then send them to an offshore processing centre. And charge them for it.

Deny anti-globalisation protesters the right to trial by jury, and then send them to an offshore processing centre. And charge them for it.

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[scared but happy]

DOES THE E.U. RUIN THE COUNTRYSIDE?
WILL ASYLUM SEEKERS DEFRAUD THE MIDDLE CLASS?
WILL CHERIE BLAIR SCROUNGE OFF THE ELDERLY?

Oh, come on these are good headlines.


What about this one then?
WILL GORDON BROWN ROB YOUR PENSION BLIND?

They may be random 'joke' headlines. But many a true word.....