Just been sick

[B17NNS]

Im upstairs on my Mac checking out what is going on in the world.

Went down just for a refill only to find the dog has shat all over the kitchen floor.

I let her out an hour ago FFS.

Got the bulk of it up fine but when I went to clean the last bit and detol the floor a massive case of nausia hit me .

Net result is not only is the kitchen floor covered in dog shite but also my tea.

How nurses do their job constantly amazes me.

[fozzi]

sorry, but....

[B17NNS]

thanks fozzi

think I need to get environmental health in to help with the cleanup job.

everytime I go into the room I start to gag.

perhaps I should just go to bed and leave it for the Mrs to find in the morning.

[pwig]

B17NNS said:

perhaps I should just go to bed and leave it for the Mrs to find in the morning.

'It was the dog, honest'

'You gave the Dog your tea?'


'Eeeeerrrrrrrrr'

>> Edited by pwig on Tuesday 7th February 00:55

[fozzi]

no way, you'll be doing penance for the next year!.... unless you blame it ALL on the dog

[forthright mc]

i feel sorry for you mate!

my cat is like that she can't hold her food down more than 10 minutes without chucking it up all over the floor again particularly gross if its wet food in gravy
maybe you should try iams pet food its a good source of fibre it might firm its bowels up a bit! its the only stuff my cat will eat and not throw it all back up again within minutes.

[fozzi]

what makes this all the funnier is that it's like a bad case of karma .. you should have known better than to tell two fellow PHers that they were doomed! ... now you going to have to go round their houses and make good like Earl

[Pigeon]

B17NNS said:

thanks fozzi think I need to get environmental health in to help with the cleanup job. everytime I go into the room I start to gag. perhaps I should just go to bed and leave it for the Mrs to find in the morning.

I wouldn't worry... vomit flavoured dog shite? The dog'll clear it up for you, no trouble.

[fozzi]

Pigeon said:

I wouldn't worry... vomit flavoured dog shite? The dog'll clear it up for you, no trouble.

[B17NNS]

have tried to enter the room three times now but start to gag immediately.

the mrs is asleep - I cant wake her to tell her to tell her between us the dog and I have shit and puked on her new limestone kitchen floor.

only the cleaner from pulp fiction can save me now.

[B17NNS]

fozzi said:

you should have known better than to tell two fellow PHers that they were doomed

the second was a joke, the first just some sage advice.

[B17NNS]

Seriously, I cant go in there.

Am going to have to leave it for her to clean up.

Will let you know how I get on in the morning.

[fozzi]

B17NNS said:

fozzi said: you should have known better than to tell two fellow PHers that they were doomed the second was a joke, the first just some sage advice.

still bad karma.. you'd better start making amends and crossing them off your list.. and come to that, you'd better not blame the dog as making penance there may be more than you are prepared to do

[Parrot of Doom]

hehe, disgusting.

Anybody here a Family Guy fan? Reminds me of the ipecac drinking challenge in season 4, hysterically funny!



http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=733056048719

[focusonme]

Parrot of Doom said:

hehe, disgusting. Anybody here a Family Guy fan? Reminds me of the ipecac drinking challenge in season 4, hysterically funny! http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=733056048719

That is an extremely horrible video! And we don't even get to see if he licks it up!

The Family Guy episode with Ipecac is brilliantly funny - but nothing compares to the vomiting scene in Team America. That had me in stitches.

>> Edited by focusonme on Tuesday 7th February 02:07

[mybrainhurts]

B17NNS said:

Seriously, I cant go in there. Am going to have to leave it for her to clean up. Will let you know how I get on in the morning.

...I think letting you get on is the last thing she's going to do.......

[Parrot of Doom]

Family Guy Ipecac challenge - quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.

www.wimp.com/ipecac/

[tomtvr]

dont want to hijack the thread but this one is also hillarious.

www.devilducky.com/media/36028/

then again i guess the topics are vaguely related


>> Edited by tomtvr on Tuesday 7th February 03:11

[Trooper2]

B17NNS, you just need to sit down, relax and watch an episode of "Fear Factor".



...sorry.

[Nick P]

.....poo and vomit...my two comedy favourites