Zombies

[Parrot of Doom]

So, you're reclining in your armchair on a Sunday evening, when the news cuts into the programme you're watching to inform the nation that the dead are rising from their graves, that contact has been lost with many cities, and that people are panicking.

While you're listening in disbelief, you hear a slow scraping noise at the window, and a long quiet moan.

What do you do? How do you survive? Which shotgun has the best ZPM rate (zombies per minute)?

[Lois]

if they're scraping slowly it'll take them quite a while to get through double glazing so I'd sit back with a bottle or 2 of wine and then join in the fun

[speedchick]

Aren't you supposed to give them sugar or something like that to 're-kill' them?

[Petrol_noggin]

tear my clothes, put flour on my face and mumble "brains!" and join in with some zombie fun.
To be honest I wouldn't feel too guilty shooting at them, as my grandad was cremated so I have no worries of friendly fire

[D_Mike]

I would get in my car and play GTA for real

[texasjohn]

we're all doomed!

[Balmoral Green]

Doesnt worry me, it'll never happen.

[eccles]

death race 2000 anyone?

[Petrol_noggin]

Parrot of Doom said:

While you're listening in disbelief, you hear a slow scraping noise at the window, and a long quiet moan. What do you do? How do you survive? Which shotgun has the best ZPM rate (zombies per minute)?

tell vixpy1 to go away?

[john75]

Another word for Zombie is Civil Servant

[UKBob]

D_Mike said:

I would get in my car and play GTA for real

You'd need to be surrounded by people who could keep the zombies at bay whilst you lie low, so Id probably just drive over to the UK headquarters of Necrophiliacs Annonymous.

[lazyitus]

Balmoral Green said:

Doesnt worry me, it'll never happen.

[dilbert]

Best thing to do with a common or garden zombie, is to burn it. The zombie doesn't die, but firstly it makes a useful illumination scheme, so that you can see all of the other zombies, but it's spectacular too.

Best form of transport is a bulldozer!

[groucho]

Would you?

[nervous]

im pretty sure i have.

[Petrol_noggin]

groucho said:

Would you?

i'd have to see some I.D first.

[scared but happy]

lazyitus said:

Balmoral Green said: Doesnt worry me, it'll never happen.

Oh Thats the end of that thread then..

But just in case, I recon Lawnmower on its side. (Braindead www.imdb.com/title/tt0103873/ )

[bilko2]

open the window, chuck a bone out and tell the staf to fetch.
Run to the bedroom , grab my axe, run to the kitchen, don marrigolds and jump out the window shouting " walkies"

[m1spw]

I would imagine a lot of people would come on to here and ask what to do

But seeing as the zombie was "slowly" scratching, I would imagine that double glazing would keep them at bay for a decent amount of time. And by the time I'm running out of food, someone would have found out what to do.

[Parrot of Doom]

Well personally I'd be hunting down that Hari Krishna zombie first!