£39.95

[BliarOut]

I was just walking down the road to get my sandwich and I saw a sign saying a dozen red roses from £39.95

Don't worry, I haven't gone all romantic, but that's a lot of money. Bloody heck, you could get her some dead nice shreddies for that much. Is it any wonder blokes don't buy flowers for Valentines Day?

[diddyman]

That's cheap. Where were they?

[timmy30]

Tescos. Knocking them out for £18.

Don't worry I got a bolloxing last night for saying that Valentines day was "a load of old shite and not worth celebrating"

[theboyfold]

timmy30 said:

...for saying that Valentines day was "a load of old shite and not worth celebrating"

I said this to my lady (this is our first valentines together) and she agreed! End of conversation!

[timmy30]

theboyfold said:

timmy30 said: ...for saying that Valentines day was "a load of old shite and not worth celebrating" I said this to my lady (this is our first valentines together) and she agreed! End of conversation!

Jammy git. I thought mine would be the same, but ohhhhh no this year she wants the full wallet bleeder.

[BliarOut]

diddyman said:

That's cheap. Where were they?

Cheap, I'd want to resurrect the OxO joke for that amount

[wolves_wanderer]

theboyfold said:

timmy30 said: ...for saying that Valentines day was "a load of old shite and not worth celebrating" I said this to my lady (this is our first valentines together) and she agreed! End of conversation!

Same as my bird

[lazyitus]

timmy30 said:

Tescos. Knocking them out for £18.

Sainsburys knocking them out for £25

Vixpy, knocking one out for pleasure. Priceless.

[Donut]

diddyman said:

That's cheap. Where were they?

Cheaper still from the the 24hr petrol station on the way home...

Get a better deal on the ones that are going brown on the edges, just remember to put something in the car so you can give'um a trim..

[tomtom]

Thanks, you just reminded me to order some. Much against my better judgement, but I've grown quite attached to my testicles over the years...

[raceboy]

theboyfold said:

timmy30 said: ...for saying that Valentines day was "a load of old shite and not worth celebrating" I said this to my lady (this is our first valentines together) and she agreed! End of conversation!

She may have said that but I'd gamble on her moaning to her mates if you don't get her anything, and you getting a little reward if you do.
Red are so last year 20 in yellow..... £18 all in...
www.flowersbypost.com/index.cfm/view_id/2/buynow/34

[andymadmak]

theboyfold said:

timmy30 said: ...for saying that Valentines day was "a load of old shite and not worth celebrating" I said this to my lady (this is our first valentines together) and she agreed! End of conversation!

Nooooooooooooo! don't fall for that! Its the oldest trick in the book.
Buy her something or you WILL die! (or you may just prefer death when she's finished punishing you!)

Please, take my advice. I made the same mistake once :sob:



Andy

[princeperch]

timmy30 said:

Tescos. Knocking them out for £18. Don't worry I got a bolloxing last night for saying that Valentines day was "a load of old shite and not worth celebrating"

You should have looked online - £15.97, sold out now though I think.

(not before I brought some though)

(This thread should really be called spot the tightarse..what?)

[redweapon]

Take a flight abroad on the 13th that crosses the international date line and land on the 15th, thereby missing the who sorry affair and getting a holiday into the bargain… Result, NZ hear we come..

[Yugguy]

I've gone for tulips this year, for something different.

[celticpilgrim]

That's nothing, M&S are banging out the one's on their advert, you know the ones...
'These aren't just roses, they're long stemmed, velvet petal grand Prix Roses'.....

These aren't just roses.....too bloody right they're not, they are 70 bloody quid a shot roses!!! Gordon Bennett - you buy a set of those, what does herself think you'll be expecting in return??????

And you'd probably be right as well...

[richardthestag]

Sod the over priced flowers.

I arrange to cook for Mrs Thestag then belch I love you over the table at her when we finished eating.

Seems to do the trick..

[diddyman]

I'm not actually buying my wife flowers per se. I'm cooking her a delicious and nutritious Hemlock Soup.

[simpo two]

celticpilgrim said:

That's nothing, M&S are banging out the one's on their advert, you know the ones... 'These aren't just roses, they're long stemmed, velvet petal grand Prix Roses'.....

Damn I hate those adverts. 'They're not just adverts, they're fecking annoying, tedious, unimaginative, predictable adverts'. I usually get to the remote within 2 seconds.

[moreymach]

I always thought that Velentines was when you sent stuff to the bird you wanted to have, if you had one you didnt have to bother.. apparently Im wrong on that.

Im currently getting a daily email reminder from my other half to remind me of that fact. pfft