Recent football songs

[Yugguy]

> > United fans to Park

> > "Park, Park, Where ever you may be
> You eat dogs in your home country
> But it could be worse
> You could be a scouse
> Eating rats in your council house"
>
> **************************************
>
> (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:
>
> Your sister is your mother
> Your uncle is your brother
> You all fk one another
> The Norwich family
> der der der der clap clap etc
>
> **************************************
>
> Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.
>
> 'Going down, going down, going down.'
>
> Sunderland fans reply.....
>
> 'So are we , so are we , so are we.'
>
> ***************************************
>
> "Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"
>
> Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
>
> ***************************************
>
> Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
>
> "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
>
> ***************************************
>
> (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
>
> "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
>
> ***************************************
>
> To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being
> convicted
> for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song):
>
> "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"
>
> ****************************************
>
> West brom sang:
>
> the premier league is upside down
> the premier league is upside down
> we'r up the top chelsea bottom
> the premier league is upside down
>
> then a few seconds later
>
> champions...............champions..............champions
>
> ***************************************
>
> He's here, he's there
> We're not allowed to swear
> Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
>
> Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he
> didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song.
>
> **************************************
>
> A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
>
> *in style of Chim-Chiminey*
>
> Tim timminy
> Tim timminy
> Tim Tim Tirooo
> We've got Tim Howard
> and he says FK YOU!!
>
> ***************************************
>
> In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football
> stadiaafter being arrested for being drunk at a football match...
>
> He's red,
> He's sound,
> He's banned from every ground,
> Carra's dad,
> Carra's dad
>
> ***************************************
>
> Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the
> Goals at St Andrews...
>
> Theres only one Emile Heskey,
> Only one Emile Heskey,
> He used to be sh**e,
> But now hes alright,
> Walking in a Heskey wonderland
>
> ***************************************
>
> Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
> cover...
>
> He's bald,
> He's sh*t,
> He gets a game when no-one's fit,
> Pascal Cygan!
> Pascal Cygan!
>
> ***************************************
>
> To the tune of Rebel Rebel
>
> Neville Neville, you play in defence,
> Neville Neville, your play is immense,
> Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
> Neville Neville is the name of your dad
>
> ****************************************
>
> Don't blame it on the Biscan,
> Don't blame it on the Hamann,
> Don't blame it on the Finnan,
> Blame it on Traore,
> He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
> He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
>
>
> **************************************
>
> "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"...
>
> Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper
> was diagnosed with Schizophrenia.
>
> ***************************************

[staceyb]

@ the Van Persie one.

[Nick P]

Brilliant

[aspender]

To the tune of Swing Low Sweet Chariot:

Swing Lowe
Swing Rupert Lowe
Swinging from the Itchen Bridge

Sung by Saints fans not too pleased with their chairman and his egg chasing assistant manager Clive Woodward.

>> Edited by aspender on Thursday 9th February 14:58

[soir]

liverpool one:
'we all live in a robbie fowlwer house, a robbie fowler house'

[Tyre Smoke]

soir said:

liverpool one: 'we all live in a robbie fowlwer house, a robbie fowler house'

Actually first sung by Man City fans, but those scouse gits will nick anything won't they?

[sneijder]

I love a sing song, I'm in the Park (pub) opposite Anfield for a good hour before KO

Prefer the traditional ones, rather than your team's crap songs (although I do enjoy a rousing rendition of F*ck off Chelsea FC), we're being recorded for a new CD on the Kop for Arsenal at home, and I'll be 5 rows back singing my arse off.

[texasjohn]

Excellent post.

Especially the Heskey one!

[NWTony]

To the tune of Winter Wonderland

There's only one Harold Shipman,
There's only one Harold Shipman,
We want to send him our thanks,
For killing those Mancs,
Living in a Shipman Wonderland.

Sung at any ManU away game i suspect, mostly at Anfield

[john75]

How does the song the Blackburn fans sing at the Man Utd fans about the air crash go ?

[john75]

How does the one that the Blackburn fans sing about the Manchester Utd aircrash go ?

[lazyitus]

United to City fans, or anyone else who'll listen..

My old man, said be a City fan,
I said b*****s, you're a c**t,
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan for just one minute...

[deevlash]

Pedantic I know but the 2 andy gorams chant was started by Kilmarnock fans im sure. Celtic fans probably dont have the wit for that! Not a chant but at the last Aberdeen vs Rangers match the Aberdeen fans displayed a banner saying to the Rangers manager and former Aberdeen legend Alex Mcliesh " Agent Mcliesh, return to base, mission accomplished" after this seasons gers performances and league position ha ha ha

[Wacky Racer]

My favourite used to be.....

Pardoe,Pardoe,
He's off to Mexico,
With Bell and Lee and Summerbee,
Pardoe,Pardoe,Pardoe,Pardoe.....


What a memory........

[itsmymumscar]

Wrong!!!!


"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"...
>
> Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper
> was diagnosed with Schizophrenia.
>



Was actually sung by his own fans (Rangers), to wind up the flying pig up.

Took it in good humour as always....and how do I know, because I was there!

[celticpilgrim]

I don't know if these are 100% original...so I'll apologise if they are not (and I'm NOT a LUFC fan)...but if they are, I;ll take the credit!!!


to the tune os 'skip to the loo my darling'...Rafa, Rafael, Rafa, Rafael, Rafa, Rafael, Rafael Benitez....

and to the tune of "Holi Holiday'..


He 'ain't got no song, 'cos his name's too long....Sinema Pongolle
He 'ain't got no song, 'cos his name's too long....Sinema Pongolle
Florent Sineema Pongolle

[Yugguy]

lazyitus said:

United to City fans, or anyone else who'll listen.. My old man, said be a City fan, I said b*****s, you're a c**t, I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it, Than be a City fan for just one minute...

I think it scans better if the second line is:

"I said f**ck off B******CKS, you're a c**t."

[ProPlus]

An old LUFC chant against Chelsea is:

sung to ca sara sara (sp)

When I was just a little boy
I said to my mother
what should I be?
Should I be Chelsea?
Should I be Leeds.
This is what she said to me.
Wash your mouth out son
And go get your fathers gun
And go shoot the Chelsea Scum.....

[ProPlus]

some more are:

Singing i yi yippie yippie i
Singing i yi yippie yippie i
Singing i yi yippie, i yi yippie
I yi yippie yippie i
If you all hate Scousers clap your hands
If you all hate Scousers clap your hands
If you all hate Scousers, all hate Scousers
All hate Scousers clap your hands


In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You s**t on the carpet, you p**s in the bath
You finger your grandma, and think it's a laugh
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job 'cos you're too f**king thick
In your Liverpool slums

[whatever]

Ah, another opportunity to spread some regional prejudices

From the thread's title, I thought someone had found the chant relating to Sol Campbell that was in the Guardian the other day... (Which certainly doesn't bear repeating here, imho)