Dads Army World Cup Song!
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sa_20v said:
What's racist about white men taking the mickey out of white men...?
Facist then!
It's idiotic notions like this that fuel supercillouus and pernicious thinking (the PC scourge of our times) to the point where truth and reality are subsumed into the void-of-no-thought arena where every 'nobody' can claim to be offened; and 'politicise' the subject on behalf of some 'other' that in all likelyhood, they wouldn't ordinarily think twice about, let alone get on their soap-box for.
Personally I can't wait to hear the Dutch revive their wonderfully funny ode to the Germans from Euro 2004:
You're not stealing
You're not stealing
You're not stealing
You're not stealing our bicycles any more
You'rrrrrre won't steal our bicycles any more.
referring to when those German neighbours invaded their country, killed their men, humilated their women, and stole their bikes to move around on...
If they (the dutch) can find humour in such personal tragic events, then I'll laugh with them.
Just to test your sensibilities some more, allow me to post the lyrics from the 'offending' song that turned the key in your back...
Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Klinsmann?
Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Klinsmann?
If you think we're on the run.
We are the boys who will stop your little game,
we are the boys who will make you think again.
So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Klinsmann?
If you think old England's done.
Jurgen, has only got one Ballack!
Wayne and Frank are on their way,
Owen and Gerrard too.
With Ferdinand and Terry at the back,
its gonna be 4-2! (all: "again!"
So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Klinsmann?
If you think old England's done.
Jurgen, has only got one Ballack!
(interlude)
Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Klinsmann?
We wont forget the Jurgen dive.
We still have nightmares over Rudi Voller's perm,
your players singing "Its coming home!" it made our stomachs churn.
So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Klinsmann?
If you think old England's done.
Jurgen, has only got one Ballack!
With our David's matador skills
its always a killer pass.
When little Michael slots it home
youll be screaming: "was ist das!"
So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Klinsmann?
If you think old England's done?
(interlude)
Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Klinsmann?
We're gonna meet you in Berlin.
Sven and the boys will say: "Danke Deuschland!"
Arise Sir David Beckham with that World Cup in your hand!
So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Klinsmann?
If you think old England's done?
© The Svenga Boys 2006
>> Edited by police state on Friday 10th February 19:23
police state said:
You're not stealing
You're not stealing
You're not stealing
You're not stealing our bicycles any more
You'rrrrrre won't steal our bicycles any more.
referring to when those German neighbours invaded their country, killed their men, humilated their women, and stole their bikes to move around on...
I think they had to steal the bikes to retreat on.
How can this be Racist ? the Germans are of the same Race as us Brits and the reat of Europe.
There are Three (3) main races types.
Caucasoids. 1,000 million people with variable skin colour; white-dark brown. Hair variable, never woolly, body hair often thick. Lips tend to be thin. Three subdivisions exist, the Nordic, the Mediterranean and the Alpine.
The Nordic group are often tall, blonde and narrow headed - Scandinavia, Baltic, Germany, France, Britain The Mediterranean group (Southern France, Spain, Italy and oddly, Wales Egyptians, Semites, Persians, Afghans and some Indians. Lighter in body build, dark and narrow headed. The Alpine group extends from the Mediterranean to Asia. Broad headed, square jaws, olive skin, brown hair.
Mongoloids Most numerous of the present day populations, split into three groups
The Eastern Siberians, Eskimos and the Northern American Indians
The Japanese, Koreans, Chinese
The Indonesians and Malays
Negroids 100 million from Africa south of the Sahara and Melanesians of the S Pacific.
Others. We also have to fit in somewhere the Central African pigmies, the Bushmen and the Australoids.
So it can't actually be racist.
It can though be Damn funny. Brilliant
There are Three (3) main races types.
Caucasoids. 1,000 million people with variable skin colour; white-dark brown. Hair variable, never woolly, body hair often thick. Lips tend to be thin. Three subdivisions exist, the Nordic, the Mediterranean and the Alpine.
The Nordic group are often tall, blonde and narrow headed - Scandinavia, Baltic, Germany, France, Britain The Mediterranean group (Southern France, Spain, Italy and oddly, Wales Egyptians, Semites, Persians, Afghans and some Indians. Lighter in body build, dark and narrow headed. The Alpine group extends from the Mediterranean to Asia. Broad headed, square jaws, olive skin, brown hair.
Mongoloids Most numerous of the present day populations, split into three groups
The Eastern Siberians, Eskimos and the Northern American Indians
The Japanese, Koreans, Chinese
The Indonesians and Malays
Negroids 100 million from Africa south of the Sahara and Melanesians of the S Pacific.
Others. We also have to fit in somewhere the Central African pigmies, the Bushmen and the Australoids.
So it can't actually be racist.
It can though be Damn funny. Brilliant
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