OK, it's caption time

[simpo two]

[Balmoral Green]

Quick, knit me a condom.

[john75]

Here check my knitting love.

Man wants to show girl on beach how to do the breast stroke.

>> Edited by john75 on Friday 10th February 17:05

[Nick P]

is that a canoo in you pocket?

[pzero64]

Drop one, pearl one, ooer!

[dodgyviper]

"Oh my god, I think I left the toaster on"

[406tm]

Can I play your Xylophone love?

[Selmer]

"Bye 'eck love, our little Mary int s'little any more is thee"

[ZR1cliff]

That reminds me Bert,Weve got spare ribs and cherry pie for tea tonight.

[dmitsi]

Balmoral Green said:

Quick, knit me a condom.

I can't see that caption getting beaten. Good job BG.