Twincam is looking for a job.

[towman]

Can someone please give him one. He would obviously be a great benefit to any company as he is young and knows everything.

You neither listen nor learn do you matey?

[krusty]

Morning Towey....... Nice day for a Hanging

[towman]

Yep. lets get up a good `ol fashioned necktie pardee!

[krusty]

Not allowed to 'av a go at people here though. In a couple of hours they'll be toys everywhere

[towman]

so the pious and pretentious are a protected species now are they?

[krusty]

Of course. It's the way of the world. Handbags will be raised and this will be locked 'to keep the Peace'

[lightstepper]

And be careful not to make a spelling mistake! From what I understand its worse than murder here!

[diddyman]

We have some ditches that need cleaning out and the hedges have just been cut and there's twigs and branches all over the shop.

He any good at that sort of thing?

[rich1231]

diddyman said:

We have some ditches that need cleaning out and the hedges have just been cut and there's twigs and branches all over the shop. He any good at that sort of thing?

you name it, he's an expert
He might have a problem with Cadence sweeping up though

[diddyman]

I'm sure he knows best how to do it, rich. I'll just tell him what needs doing, not how to do it!

[gemini]

lightstepper said:

And be careful not to make a spelling mistake! From what I understand its worse than murder here!

Grammar is most important too

[groucho]

I've got a few pallets of roof tiles that need carrying up and putting on the scaffold. Could he do that?
I'd give him £50.

[_VTEC_]

Give him a job towing cars. That doesn't involve much skill or effort.

[groucho]

Give him a job 'testing' fluffer's abilities.

>> Edited by groucho on Saturday 11th February 08:40